Today, busybodies, Ashley tells another gruesome story, while Lauren tells a charming local one about Santa. We delve into a wild Craigslist lobersterman personal ad who describes to us "where my safe place is" (yikes) and a kitchen surprise. Notable tangents include: our upcoming FUNDRAISING RACE: The Stoner to Boner 3K!!! Start training!!; the charm of a good highway information booth, Glad Brad's Saxophone Adventure, Ashley's friendly bumper stickers, and tinned fish. As always, visual aids, supporting documents, & Top Secret files are on our IG feed. Tell us your small gossips or dating woes at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.