We all know the sorry story of running out of closet space...and the hunt for a construction company THAT WILL NOT HAVE ANY IDEA THEY ARE BUILDING MORE CLOSETS FOR YOUR LATEST VICTIMS (if you happen to be a serial killer!) It's a pain, they never arrive on time (they're like the cable guy) AND, they usually blast really crappy music while working!
Welcome to our next episode in our serial killer series, and Bluebeard, that old goat who had the temerity to murder every single one of his wives, after setting them up for failure! (Jerk!)
Now might be a nice time to read about H.H. Holmes, the notorious serial killer detailed in "The Devil in the White City" who hired contractors over and over to design his murder castle in Chicago. No one company knew the true design of the place, so Holmes could have all the secret chambers he wanted. (Jerk!) A real life Bluebeard, he killed as many as 200, but only 9 have been confirmed.
If you want to watch a HILARIOUS movie about waiting for the Cable Guy, watch "Delirious" starring John Candy!
Looks like someone already beat us to the John Wayne Gacy musical, courtesy of the Tech Players of Tennessee, titled "Crawlspace." DAMMIT!!
And here's a lovely article about how "The Arabian Nights" is somewhat akin to Bluebeard, but only kinda sorta!
And here's a question I need answered...did anyone hear the squirrel run across their roof last night while in bed? We're still looking!