Ahoy Mates,

Happy Valentine's Day! CaptainBlackbeard loves ye sinners!

WE'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER! THE BAND OF PIRATES! xD

- The finest entities on the Dark Seas

- CaptainBlackbeard Radio: On A Mission From God

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CAPTAINBLACKBEARD RADIO: ON A MISSION FROM GOD

The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!!!

ACTION SOUNDS FOR ACTION PEOPLE!

Broadcasting live from CaptainBlackbeard's Favorite House of Ill Repute! Join yer CaptainBlackbeard Radio Host Seaman Filthy Fingers for the most high energy psychedelic odyssey through the Dark Seas yet!

===WARNING: MULTIPLE LOUD EXPLOSIONS, NAKED HORNY WOMEN AND BASS HITS IN THIS BROADCAST! TAKE CARE TO PROTECT YER EARS AND INNOCENCE!===

MUSIC FROM

The Blues Brothers

The Hives

Joe Jackson

James Brown

Adam Sandler

Dorothy

They

Screamin' Sam

Nine Inch Nails

Spinal Tap

Aretha Franklin

Cab Calloway

The Monks

The White Stripes

Track Listings

0:00 - Intro

2:55 - Catholic High School Girls In Trouble Preview

4:40 - THX Bass Test

5:10 - Opening

9:30 - Hives "Hate To Say I Told You So"

13:00 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #1

14:50 - Versus Commercial #1

17:20 - Blues Brothers Segment #1 / Meeting Nun

19:45 - 1-900-TALK-SHIT

21:30 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #2

24:00 - Adam Sandler "Wasted"

28:30 - Dr. Phil Calls CaptainBlackbeard

31:20 - Blues Brothers Segment #2 / James Brown - Can You See The Light?

38:30 - My First Romance

40:20 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #3

41:05 - Joe Jackson "Fools In Love / For Your Life"

47:05 - Rising Sun Commercial

50:00 - National Public Radio

51:15 - The Real Valentine's Day Massacre: Rap Battle CaptainBlackbeard Vs. Al Capone

52:38 - Yuri Jackhoff Commercial

55:10 - Seaman Filthy Fingerts Segment #4

57:40 - Dorothy "Dark Nights"

1:01:05 - ER 2021

1:04:52 - Blues Brothers Segment #3 / Getting The Band Back Together

1:07:43 - Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage

1:09:00 - Rick Roll Attempt / Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #5

1:10:40 - Them "Baby Please Don't Go"

1:12:45 - Republican Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell Calls CaptainBlackbeard

1:15:20 - CaptainBlackbeard Half Time Quiz Part One

1:16:08 - Blues Brothers Segment #4 / Aretha Franklin "Think"

1:20:45 - CaptainBlackbeard Half Time Quiz Part Two

1:21:30 - MysteryInc Commercial

1:24:05 - Screamin' Jay Hawkins "Put A Spell On You"

1:26:13 - Citgo Commercial

1:26:30 - CB News: Mongolian Drive By

1:30:00 - Senator John Rube Boob

1:36:24 - Nine Inch Nails "March Of The Pigs"

1:39:55 - Jones Cheap Ass Prepaid Legal & Daycare Academy

1:41:23 - Blues Brothers Segment #5 / "Bob's Country Bunker"

1:45:15 - Abortions & Boxed Wine Commercial

1:47:00 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #7

1:47:40 - Spinal Tap "Big Bottoms"

1:51:00 - Versus Commercial #2

1:54:10 - Jane Rube Boob / Fugazi Cannabis Commercial

1:59:25 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #8

2:00:10 - The Monks "I Hate You"

2:03:30 - Jones BBQ & Foot Massage

2:05:00 - Blues Brothers Segment #6 / "The Big Show" / Cab Calloway "Minnie The Moocher"

2:10:50 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #9

2:13:05 - The White Stripes "Fell In Love With A Girl"

2:15:10 - Taylor Swift Calls CaptainBlackbeard

2:17:30 - CaptainBlackbeard Visits 12 Las Vegas Casinos In Five Minutes

2:18:50 - CaptainBlackbeard News

2:22:50 - Blues Brothers Segment #7 / "The Big Show" / The Blues Brothers "Everybody Needs Somebody" "Sweet Home Chicago"

2:28:50 - CaptainBlackbeard Promo

2:32:10 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #10

2:35:00 - Outro / Steppenwolf "Born To Be Wild"

2:39:00 - Blues Brothers Segment #8 / "End"

2:40:20 - CaptainBlackbeard End Theme

...Just A Taste Of This Episode...

- CaptainBlackbeard visits 12 Las Vegas Casinos in Under Five Minutes

- ER 2021

- CB News: Mongolian Drive-Bys

- The Real St. Valentine's Day Massacre: CaptainBlackbeard VS. Al Capone's Rap Battle

- The Rising Sun

- Yuri Jackhoff, Dark Net Vendor and Hallucination Market Administrator

- Abortions & Boxed Wine

-...And 2 hours and 40 minutes of the most high energy pirate audio in existence today.

MUSIC FROM

The Blues Brothers

The Hives

Joe Jackson

James Brown

Adam Sandler

Dorothy

They

Screamin' Sam

Nine Inch Nails

Spinal Tap

Aretha Franklin

Cab Calloway

The Monks

The White Stripes

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Thank ye so much for everything, mates!!!

Blue Skies and Calm Seas!