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July 4th

CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The Gold

The Finest Sounds Around From The Under Ground Returns!

New CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The Gold

Mates,

Comedy! Action! Drama! Romance!

CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The Gold encapsulates and redefines all of these dynamics in a new audio spectacular unlike anything ever heard before!

July 4th, On America's birthday, CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns with our most ambitious HIGH ENERGY audio release yet!

CaptainBlackbeard once again has to save America and Freedom! Charging recklessly into the cannons with the rockets red glare and the bombs bursting in air. The Dark Seas pirate radio spectacular returns with humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses across all theaters of action! Crossing the Delaware and Riding shotgun with Paul Revere as we ring in the sounds of freedom! This episode will be a mind bending, adrenaline peaking, all original audio spectacular ye can only experience on the Dark Seas!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!

Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychdelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.

In This Episode

- Dark Net Super Fight II

- The Rematch of 1812, This Time With Nuclear ICBMs

- CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The World Heavyweight Championship

- Dear Leader's Best Golden King Oriental Pearl New Lucky Magic Dragon Joy Happy Endings Dark Net Store

- Crossing The Delaware

- Why did the Titanic really sink?

- If Bill Gates Was A Car Mechanic

- John Rube Boob

- Jane Rube Boob

- American Television: Street Walkers At Starbucks

- CaptainBlackbeard News

- And Three Hours Of The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground

Guest Stars

Canada's Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau

John McAfee

Dr. Anthony Fauci

Dennis Rodman

Music From

Rick Derringer

Jimi Hendrix

Kim Fowley

Frankie And The Witch Fingers

999

The Remains

Cudy And The Blizzards

Ministry - Its Over 9000!!!

King Missile

The Benders

Blondie

CaptainBlackbeard humbly thanks and appreciates all of the tremendous support that has poured in from across the Dark Seas. We are overwhelmed with the positive comments, music suggestions and positive energy we have experienced from making this project. It be aces how many of ye have found the show!!!

Gratitude to all those reposting and talking up the show!

Thank ye so much!

If ye would like to support CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Tell yer friends. Tell yer enemies. Tell the most attractive people ye know about CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Nothing TICKLES the lasses like the Captain's name.

Ye can now visit and subscribe to CaptainBlackbeard Sub-Dread

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Ye can now contact CaptainBlackbeard by e-mail @

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(Music, Material submissions and ideas humbly appreciated.)

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or

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Thank ye, mates!

YAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

Blue Skies and Calm Seas.

0:00 - Episode Opening

1:02 - Jack Rhysider Explains DNMs And How They Work

2:17 - Vice City Sponsors

4:01 - Preview Time: Weird Al

6:55 - THX Bass Test

7:28 - CaptainBlackeard Radio Opening

8:26 - Patriot Tease

9:34 - Hey There Segment

11:25 - Rick Derringer - Real American

14:13 - Segment 1 - "America Mother Fuckers"

15:46 - Versus Metallica Commercial

18:21 - Rocky Segment #1

22:30 - Dear Leader's Best Golden King Oriental Pearl New Lucky Magic Dragon Joy Happy Endings Dark Net Store

25:03 - Segment 2 - "Freedom and Filthy's Experiences With His Local Indian Casino"

28:20 - Jimi Hendrix - Freedom

32:35 - Crossing The Delaware

34:18 - Dale Gribble's Pirate Radio #1

35:04 - Aeris Running Shoes Commercial

35:40 - Segment 3 - "Filthy Decides To Get Rid Of His 1982 Buick Station Wagon"

37:48 - Kim Fowley - Wild Fire

41:50 - Canadian Premiere Justin Trudeau Calls CaptainBlackbeard

47:46 - The Real Reason The Titanic Sank

48:33 - Rocky Segment #2

52:55 - Segment 4 - "Filthy Finds Out How Much His 1982 Buick Station Wagon"

54:35 - Frankie and The Witch Fingers - Get Down

57:30 - National Public Radio

59:52 - What If Bill Gates Was A Car Mechanic

1:02:19 - Dale Gribble's Pirate Radio #2

1:02:40 - Athena Cigarettes #1

1:03:23 - Segment 5 - "A CBR Producer Is Missing"

1:05:08 - 999 - Homicide

1:08:50 - CaptainBlackbeard Half Time Quiz Part 1

1:09:50 - Rocky Segment #3

1:17:15 - CaptainBlackbeard Half Time Quiz Part 2

1:18:30 - Segment 6 - "Filthy Meets The Beautiful Woman"

1:20:47 - The Remains - I'm A Man

1:25:43 - John McAfee Calls CaptainBlackbeard

1:30:21 - Dale Gribble Pirate Radio #3

1:30:48 - Versus Commercial "How To Not Buy Drugs Like Your Parents"

1:32:54 - Segment 7 - "Filthy Goes On Coffee Date With Beautiful Woman"

1:35:22 - Cudy And The Blizzards "Love Your Body But Not Your Soul"

1:37:34 - Rocky Segment #4

1:45:53 - Senator John Rube Boob

1:53:38 - Ministry - Just One Fix

1:57:57 - Dale Gribble Pirate Radio #4

1:58:27 - Segment 8 - "Filthy Plans For His Dinner Date With The Beautiful Woman"

2:02:05 - King Missle - Detachable Penis

2:05:21 - American Television - Street Walkers At Starbucks

2:08:20 - Jane Rube Boob

2:11:31 - Athena Cigarettes Commercial #2

2:12:30 - Segment 9 - "Filthy Returns From His Dinner Date With The Beautiful Woman"

2:16:40 - The Remains - Can't Tame Me

2:18:35 - Doctor Anthony Fauci For World Peace Day

2:21:57 - The Import/Export Business Commercial

2:23:07 - Rocky Segment #5

2:31:52 - Segment 10 - "Filthy's Plans For July 4th"

2:34:40 - Blondie - Call Me

2:37:54 - Dennis Rodman Calls CaptainBlackbeard

2:40:05 - The War Begins

2:51:43 - CaptainBlackbeard News

2:56:51 - Dark Net Super Fight II

3:17:20 - CaptainBlackbeard End Promo

3:21:15 - GoodBye and Thank Yous

3:23:41 - Born To Be Wild

3:27:11 - Post Credits Call Back

3:27:53 - CaptainBlackbeard End Theme

Fearlessly Venturing Across The Dark Seas...

CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As Hell

The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!

Mates,

This is our most HIGH ENERGY show yet as we bring ye the most wild audio SPECTACULAR ever in the history of the Dark Seas! CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As Hell is an audio thrill ride of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!

In this episode...

- CaptainBlackbeard takes the world's wealthiest business people, politicians and entertainers on a Billionaire's Cruise

- Doc Ellis & The History of the LSD No-Hitter

- Yuri Jackhoff

- CaptainBlackbeard Radio finds God

- The 96th Annual Detroit Marathon

- How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police

- Rachel In Rehab

- Amazon Package Thief Hunting

- CaptainBlackbeard News

- And Three Hours Of The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground!

Guest Stars in this episode

Bill Gates

Mark Zuckerberg

Jesus

Kamala Harris

Music From

Lucky Kleinschmidt & The Heartbreakers

The Mind Spiders

Local H

Nine Inch Nails

Trifle

Bobby Comstock

The Reverend Horton Heat

Genesis

Stonefield

Jimi Hendrix

Del Shannon

Bugs Bunny

REM

Bill Conti

...And more of the finest sounds around from the underground!

Mates, we went nuts on this one and CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As Hell is the highest quality episode CaptainBlackbeard has ever released. This episode is being released in 224kbps with all of the music in the highest CD quality 320kbps we could find! We recommend listening on headphones or a high end audio system. Especially for the last scene. Yaaaaarrrrrrr!!!

CaptainBlackbeard humbly thanks and appreciates all of the tremendous support that has poured in from across the Dark Seas. We are overwhelmed with the positive comments, music suggestions and positive energy we have experienced from making this project. It be aces how many of ye have found the show!!! Thank ye so much!

If ye would like to support CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Tell yer friends. Tell yer enemies. Tell the most attractive people ye know about CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Nothing TICKLES the lasses like the Captain's name.

Ye can now contact CaptainBlackbeard by e-mail @

[email protected]

(Music, Material submissions and ideas humbly appreciated.)

Ye can now visit CaptainBlackbeard's NEW EndChan destination

endchan.org/CaptainBlackbeard

or

http://enxx3byspwsdo446jujc52ucy2pf5urdbhqw3kbsfhlfjwmbpj5smdad.onion/CaptainBlackbeard/

00:00 - Intro

02:13 - Jack Rhysider Explains DNMs and How To Use Them

03:16 - CB Radio Sponsors

04:57 - CBRadio Movie Preview

07:26 - THX Bass Test

07:59 - CB Radio Opening

08:57 - Network "I'm Going To Shoot Myself On This Program"

10:57 - First Segment "Hey There"

12:25 - Lucky Kleinschmidt & The Heartbreakers "Runnin' Down A Dream"

16:45 - Second Segment

18:11 - Versus Commercial "Metallica Versus"

21:05 - Network "I Ran Out OF Bullshit"

22:41 - Henry Gibson For The Dead

23:35 - Third Segment "Filthy Goes To A Funeral For Aurora Market"

24:55 - The Mind Spiders "You Are Dead"

26:55 - Speak Out 1

27:55 - Yuri Jackhoff, Dark Net Vendor & Hallucination Market Administrator

30:25 - Fourth Segment "CaptainBlackbeard's 2021 Cruise To Glacier Bay Alaska"

32:42 - Local H "All The Kids Are Right"

36:29 - Bill Gates Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio

40:00 - Network "A Voice Spoke To Me In The Night"

41:58 - What Is Love?

43:56 - Fifth Segment "The Lockdowns Finally End For Filthy Fingers"

46:37 - Nine Inch Nails "Every Day Is Exactly The Same"

51:08 - Speak Out 2

51:56 - The 96th Annual Detroit Marathon

53:05 - National Public Radio

55:15 - Doc Ellis & The LSD No Hitter

59:40 - Sixth Segment "Filthy Fingers Drops National Public Radio's Brown LSD"

01:05:00 - Trifle "New Religion"

01:11:06 - CaptainBlackbeard Radio Half-Time Quiz Part 1

01:12:07 - Network "I Am Mad As Hell"

01:16:57 - CB Radio Half-Time Quiz Part 2

01:18:00 - Seventh Segment "Filthy Gets Acquinated With Himself And His Neighbors"

01:20:18 - Bobby Comstock "Right Hand Man"

01:22:17 - The Following Statement Was Written By An Angry Dwarf

01:25:15 - Senator John Rube Boob

01:32:58 - Reverend Horton Heat "I'm Mad"

01:36:05 - Mark Zuckerberg Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio

01:39:31 - Parker Brothers Scot-Free Commercial

01:40:40 - Network "The Tube Speech"

01:45:43 - Eighth Segment "Filthy Discovers Tele-Evanglism"

01:46:55 - Genesis "Jesus He Knows Me"

01:50:59 - Speak Out 3

01:52:15 - Amazon Package Thief Hunting

01:55:41 - Ninth Segment "Filthy Turns His Money Into Holy Water"

01:57:22 - Stonefield "Eyes"

02:02:00 - How To Not Get You Ass Kicked By The Police

02:05:38 - Versus Commercial "Tequilla"

02:05:59 - Network "America Is Being Bought By Its Enemies" Speech

02:11:00 - Tenth Segment "Filthy Meets Jesus"

02:13:25 - Jimi Hendrix "Are You Experienced"

02:17:32 - Rachel In Rehab

02:20:40 - Speak Out 4

02:21:11 - Eleventh Segment "Filthy Turns His Holy Water Into COVID-19 Vaccine"

02:24:20 - Del Shannon "Move It On Over"

02:27:11 - What Is Love? "Greta Thunberg"

02:29:46 - Network "You Have Meddled With The Forces Of Nature"

02:38:31 - Twelfth Segment "Filthy Discovers Himself"

02:40:10 - Bugs Bunny "Money"

02:42:40 - Kamala Harris Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio

02:47:30 - CaptainBlackbeard's 2021 Billionaire's Cruise

02:53:36 - CB News

02:56:48 - Network "Howard Is Cancelled For Low Ratings"

03:01:33 - CaptainBlackbeard Radio Promo

03:04:53 - End Segment "Thank Yous & End Information"

03:07:18 - Steppenwolf "Born To Be Wild"

03:10:50 - Next Transmission

03:14:39 - CaptainBlackbeard Post-Credits Callback

03:16:09 - CaptainBlackbeard End Theme

Ahoy Mates,

Happy Valentine's Day! CaptainBlackbeard loves ye sinners!

WE'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER! THE BAND OF PIRATES! xD

- The finest entities on the Dark Seas

- CaptainBlackbeard Radio: On A Mission From God

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CAPTAINBLACKBEARD RADIO: ON A MISSION FROM GOD

The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!!!

ACTION SOUNDS FOR ACTION PEOPLE!

Broadcasting live from CaptainBlackbeard's Favorite House of Ill Repute! Join yer CaptainBlackbeard Radio Host Seaman Filthy Fingers for the most high energy psychedelic odyssey through the Dark Seas yet!

===WARNING: MULTIPLE LOUD EXPLOSIONS, NAKED HORNY WOMEN AND BASS HITS IN THIS BROADCAST! TAKE CARE TO PROTECT YER EARS AND INNOCENCE!===

MUSIC FROM

The Blues Brothers

The Hives

Joe Jackson

James Brown

Adam Sandler

Dorothy

They

Screamin' Sam

Nine Inch Nails

Spinal Tap

Aretha Franklin

Cab Calloway

The Monks

The White Stripes

Track Listings

0:00 - Intro

2:55 - Catholic High School Girls In Trouble Preview

4:40 - THX Bass Test

5:10 - Opening

9:30 - Hives "Hate To Say I Told You So"

13:00 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #1

14:50 - Versus Commercial #1

17:20 - Blues Brothers Segment #1 / Meeting Nun

19:45 - 1-900-TALK-SHIT

21:30 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #2

24:00 - Adam Sandler "Wasted"

28:30 - Dr. Phil Calls CaptainBlackbeard

31:20 - Blues Brothers Segment #2 / James Brown - Can You See The Light?

38:30 - My First Romance

40:20 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #3

41:05 - Joe Jackson "Fools In Love / For Your Life"

47:05 - Rising Sun Commercial

50:00 - National Public Radio

51:15 - The Real Valentine's Day Massacre: Rap Battle CaptainBlackbeard Vs. Al Capone

52:38 - Yuri Jackhoff Commercial

55:10 - Seaman Filthy Fingerts Segment #4

57:40 - Dorothy "Dark Nights"

1:01:05 - ER 2021

1:04:52 - Blues Brothers Segment #3 / Getting The Band Back Together

1:07:43 - Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage

1:09:00 - Rick Roll Attempt / Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #5

1:10:40 - Them "Baby Please Don't Go"

1:12:45 - Republican Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell Calls CaptainBlackbeard

1:15:20 - CaptainBlackbeard Half Time Quiz Part One

1:16:08 - Blues Brothers Segment #4 / Aretha Franklin "Think"

1:20:45 - CaptainBlackbeard Half Time Quiz Part Two

1:21:30 - MysteryInc Commercial

1:24:05 - Screamin' Jay Hawkins "Put A Spell On You"

1:26:13 - Citgo Commercial

1:26:30 - CB News: Mongolian Drive By

1:30:00 - Senator John Rube Boob

1:36:24 - Nine Inch Nails "March Of The Pigs"

1:39:55 - Jones Cheap Ass Prepaid Legal & Daycare Academy

1:41:23 - Blues Brothers Segment #5 / "Bob's Country Bunker"

1:45:15 - Abortions & Boxed Wine Commercial

1:47:00 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #7

1:47:40 - Spinal Tap "Big Bottoms"

1:51:00 - Versus Commercial #2

1:54:10 - Jane Rube Boob / Fugazi Cannabis Commercial

1:59:25 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #8

2:00:10 - The Monks "I Hate You"

2:03:30 - Jones BBQ & Foot Massage

2:05:00 - Blues Brothers Segment #6 / "The Big Show" / Cab Calloway "Minnie The Moocher"

2:10:50 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #9

2:13:05 - The White Stripes "Fell In Love With A Girl"

2:15:10 - Taylor Swift Calls CaptainBlackbeard

2:17:30 - CaptainBlackbeard Visits 12 Las Vegas Casinos In Five Minutes

2:18:50 - CaptainBlackbeard News

2:22:50 - Blues Brothers Segment #7 / "The Big Show" / The Blues Brothers "Everybody Needs Somebody" "Sweet Home Chicago"

2:28:50 - CaptainBlackbeard Promo

2:32:10 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #10

2:35:00 - Outro / Steppenwolf "Born To Be Wild"

2:39:00 - Blues Brothers Segment #8 / "End"

2:40:20 - CaptainBlackbeard End Theme

...Just A Taste Of This Episode...

- CaptainBlackbeard visits 12 Las Vegas Casinos in Under Five Minutes

- ER 2021

- CB News: Mongolian Drive-Bys

- The Real St. Valentine's Day Massacre: CaptainBlackbeard VS. Al Capone's Rap Battle

- The Rising Sun

- Yuri Jackhoff, Dark Net Vendor and Hallucination Market Administrator

- Abortions & Boxed Wine

-...And 2 hours and 40 minutes of the most high energy pirate audio in existence today.

MUSIC FROM

The Blues Brothers

The Hives

Joe Jackson

James Brown

Adam Sandler

Dorothy

They

Screamin' Sam

Nine Inch Nails

Spinal Tap

Aretha Franklin

Cab Calloway

The Monks

The White Stripes

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Thank ye so much for everything, mates!!!

Blue Skies and Calm Seas!

CaptainBlackbeard Saves America:

The Italian Stallion Of The Dark Seas

DARK NET SUPER FIGHT I

Bell Time: July, 4th 2020

Location: Versus Market Forum

Main Event: Apollo Creed (C) Vs. Rocky Balboa for the World Heavyweight Title

Join us for the first Super Fight in Dark Seas History as the greatest heavyweight champion boxer of our times Apollo Creed (47-0) takes on underdog club fighter Rocky Balboa (42-20) in a once in a lifetime shot at the greatest championship in the world!

Music Before The Main Event

Beastie Boys

Grand Funk Railroad

Jimi Hendrix

The Misfits

The Blackwater Fever

Lil Flip

The Stone Foxes

Guano Apes

King Gizzard & Lizard Wizard (They actually are good in spite of their name)

Justice

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Ahoy Mates!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns on Americas Birthday with our most high energy audio release yet! Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash as we take ye on a psychedelic audio journey through the Dark Seas!

This is a feature motion picture length three hour episode generously sponsored by Versus Market the top futuristic Dark Seas Market for all your Dark Market needs! This is the first professionally produced and sponsored broadcast in Dark Seas history!

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In This Episode

- CaptainBlackbeard Saves America over the July 4th weekend

- Find out who really killed Tupac Shakur and what happened that night

- Can the town survive hippies?

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News

- Senator John Rube Boob answers all of yer questions about the United States Government and Beyond

- Education on Zoom

- The Action Is On America Television

- The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground

- And more high energy shocking entertainment than a gaggle of rodeo clowns chewing on downed power lines

WARNING: LOUD BASS TEST AT 3:30 TIME MARK OF THE BROADCAST! PROTECT YER EARS! THE CAPTAIN NEEDS YE TO KEEP THOSE IN GOOD WORKING ORDER! YAAAARRRRR!

Since this is the first professionally produced broadcast in Dark Seas history, we are going to do something special. It always be a frustration with the limitations of whatever the current state of the Seas be. In past engagements, we had to release middling to lower quality audio releases due to file size limitations.

CaptainBlackbeard Radio (especially this one) takes weeks and weeks of production work in an effort to produce the most captivating, intense and original audio experience thrill ride we can. We want to bring ye the finest quality of sound and best entertainment experience possible so ye not only hear but feel every punch, pirate ship boarding and spaceship fly over your head in each broadcast.

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Close Encounters of the CaptainBlackbeard Kind

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CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE CAPTAINBLACKBEARD KIND

Venturing Across The Dark Seas And Beyond…

Braving Dark Seas Storms and South Seas Pandemics

CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns with the finest sounds around from the Underground!

Broadcasting live from CaptainBlackbeard's Favorite House of Ill Repute, CaptainBlackbeard Radio brings news, music and culture to the lads and lasses of action across all eight seas!

Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash as CaptainBlackbeard invites ye to take a psychedelic otherworldly audio odyssey through the Dark Seas and Beyond!

Please upboat for visibility!

CaptainBlackbeard humbly requests ye wear headphones for this broadcast!

This transmission was recorded in high (and we do mean high) pirate audio fidelity!

CaptainBlackbeard recommends ye turn off the lights, turn up the volume and spark up yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard Product

In This Transmission

- The first official close encounter between humanity and beings from another world.

- Select segments from National Public Radio

- The Friendly United States Military Stops By

- Senator John Rube Boob Answers Yer Questions About The COVID-19 Pandemic

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News Uncovers The Source Of The CoronaVirus Outbreak

- Thanks to our sponsors Yuri Jackhoff on Hallucination Market, Fugazi Cannabis, Stories From The Pandemic, National Public Radio, The United States Government.

- And 80 minutes of more original high energy electrifying content than a bus stuffed with mimes on crystal meth crashing into a giant electrified fence surrounding North Korea.

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1hr 22min

Nothing Good Comes After Midnight...

Fearlessly venturing through DDOS Storms, Dark Seas Monsters and Market Admins going over the horizon. CaptainBlackbeard returns with the finest sounds around from the underground!

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The Good,

The Bad,

The CaptainBlackbeard

Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash in a psychedelic audio adventure through the Dark Seas as CaptainBlackbeard explores the Ecstasy of Gold!

In This Episode

- The Quest For $200,000 In Gold

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News Covers The Capture Of Bigfoot

- The CaptainBlackbeard FREE $1,000 Giveaway

- Senator John Rube Boob Answers Yer Questions About Yer United States Federal Government

- Bowling Therapy

- And More High Energy Heavy Sounds Original Content Than A Jumbo Jet Of Hollywood Writers Crashing Into A Nuclear Reactor

Merry Christmas, Mates!

CaptainBlackbeard & The Quest For The Holy Grail

X MARKS THE SPOT ON X-MAS!

This is CaptainBlackbeard Radio, the only psychedelic heavy sounds pirate radio show on the dark seas!

Broadcasting live from the bowels of CaptainBlackbeard's favorite house of ill repute with the finest sounds around from the underground!

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CaptainBlackbeard recommends stereo headphones, a dark room and yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard product for peak merriment. Yaaaaarrrrr!

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Just some of the features in this transmission…

- Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash on an audio adventure through the Dark Seas on the only heavy sounds pirate radio show on the Dark Side of the Web.

- The Quest For The Holy Grail

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News covers the epidemic of cannabis cans washing up across the Eastern United States' Coast Line

- Suicide Prevention

- A Message From Yer United States Coast Guard

- Yuri Jackhoff's Political Scandal Store

- Dropping more original high energy heavy content goodies

FEATURING MUSIC FROM THE MC5, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, JIMI HENDRIX, FLOCK OF SEAGULLS, DMX, STEPPENWOLF, ENNIO MORRICONE

(We advise ye to put on yer headphones, turn out the lights, turn up the volume and fire up yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard product to achieve maximum enjoyment)

CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard Is Cooming

In This Transmission

- Broadcasting LIVE from the bowels of CaptainBlackbeard's favorite house of ill repute, First Mate Harry Stash is yer host on an hour long psychedelic adventure through the DNMs

- Darknet Vendor and Hallucination Market Administrator Yuri Jackhoff's Political Scandal Store

- President Donald Trump sings Taylor Swift at a Gay Bar

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News with yer host Samantha Propaganda's coverage of the Amphetimine Addicted Monkey Invasion of Washington, DC

- Join CaptainBlackbeard live for a raid on a 17th century French Galleon

- The Cell Block B Brotherhood

- Live DNM Product Reviews

- Humanity's first recorded contact with an alien species.

- Chanteys from Cheech & Chong, The Beatles, Immortal Technique, The Black Angels, The Rolling Stones, DJ Shadow, Notorious BIG, The Decemberists, The Jerky Boys and Lazerhawk!

- And so much more this transmission is like an audio clown car overflowing with sumo wrestlers stuffed with awesomeness.

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Always be yerself, unless ye can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate.

This is the first CaptainBlackbeard Pilot Episode that was a special surprise in a June 2019 CaptainBlackbeard Promo.