The holiday gym-goers need to go home, amirite?  The constant strain of waiting for an empty bench press and set of 15 pound weights put Molly & Michael on high alert for pet peeves.  This week, we dive deep into our psyche's to unearth why Molly always has a resting heart rate of 1000 when she drives, why Michael can't stop crying, and why both of us can't sleep.  

Timestamps below for those of you wanting to skip or re-listen to the many sidebar stories!

• 14:00 - Holiday-time pet peeves
• 24:38 - Blacking out aka lack of working out
• 33:34 - Calling people Daddy & Mama
• 38:53 - Insomnia brought to you by the Bent Neck Lady
• 48:16 - Michael, stop crying
• 54:05 - Molly, your road rage has affected me in the following ways
• 1:09:09 - America's use of the 'she' pronoun