Ah, the good old days! When men were men and CEOs tested their child's business acumen by throwing them off cliffs. When you could put on a fighting tournament and there were none of these snowflakes complaining about fairness, bleating about 'what do you mean I have to fight a robot man' or 'wait, that other robot man has a sword'.

Join us, won't you, as we return to those halcyon days of the late nineties and plunge into the richest Game World that we've yet encountered