Grab a roast chicken from a bin and beat a man's head in with a lead pipe.

Grab your racoon shaped hat, grow your moustache to insane proportions, it's time to get redempted

Three impartial outside observers (ourselves) are brought in to assess ourselves

Goats, you say? And Sushi-men? Now this I gotta see!

And now for something completely different. Join power mad Sam and special guest @Rooflemonger for a look back at the game some have called 'the predecessor to Baldur's Gate 3'

They've all got 'em! Even the perfect, most bewdifullest game has a few...blemishes here and there. But do these abberations just increase the beauty of the whole? As they say on my favourite TV show - let's find out!

Some bastard's gone and stolen our entire very heavy banana horde - and we think the crocodile man surounded by nanas is a top suspect. Time to go on a roaring rampage of revenge the likes of which gaming has never seen

We face our trauama in a group setting and reveal the biggest disappointments gaming has ever inflicted upon us

It's the day Mike and Sam have long dreaded, as it's finally time to dive into a game that Chris is allegedly quite partial to. How long will his monologues be? Will Mike or Sam murder him by the end? Will they be left with a lust for revenge?

What's the worst that could happen?