It is a week filled with celebrations, from a 70th birthday to a drink fest in the name of a Patron Saint.  The TSA did their part to hold up the birthday party, but in the end a little chicken $hit won't keep you off a plane.  A Saint Patrick's party reminds us that just because a car can go on a road does not mean that it should.  In an attempt to keep up with the Jones' sometimes one must build a moat.  In the world of extreme sports the Iditarod has always been full of peril, but a new enemy has risen from the Tundra.  And we learn that Listeria can find a new home pretty quickly, but it may not really feel at home for a couple of months.