Get your Colonoscopys people. Not only is a great way to cut weight for the Summer; it just may let you see another Summer.

We have some first times this week. First time prentending we belong at the new club. First time being on the other end of a pizza delivery. First time learning about a new use for a mustache. And a first time celebrating something one of us has been doing for 20 years.

So many things are misunderstood between seemingly normal creatures. Beauty and the Beast is a pretty good example of things just not making sense. For the record Gaston is a hero. Other relationship don't make sense for very different reason. At least we undestand the relationship yard creatures have with the others.

Some of us had a lot of fun this week, but others were not as ammused. We shall see how it goes over with the listeners. We also unpack some new shirt trends that are sure to dissapoint some people as well. Happy Mother's Day ya'll.

An East Coast road trip staple has had an unfortunate bit of luck, but we have hope that this is the rebirth of South of the Border. We have seen old classics revived many time in the past. Our Light Beer Challenge is a perfect example thanks to Food & Wine.

People love to give you the option of what order to get good news and bad news. Life often just hands you them in whatever order it wants to though. Let's just hope we all have more god news than bad coming our way.

We are in beach mode this week. We get to hear a first hand review of a Beach Boy(s) concert from Key West. While this isn't a standard family beach activity, we do get to do a deep dive on the ones that are available at just about every other beach town. Know what else is isn't as readily available as it should be, Sonic Ice. Yeah we called it Sonic Ice because we know better than to call it Chik Fil A ice.

Masters weekend is here, and we all now have an excuse to sit on our butts and do sports. Speaking of butts, the Ace Ventura rhino has found its forever home, and now we all get a chance to live out our dreams. Gonna make for some great vacation photos.

This week we are gearing up for Spring Break, and we debate the merits of when a band stops being the original band. We are also introduced to another world class athlete. This one continues to surprise us as he continues to beat all the odds. We shall see if he beats his court case.

We are always inching closer to our mortality, and there are steady reminders. What we do with them is up to us. Other times we inch closer to our wildest dreams. Sometimes realizing them can also bring us closer to our mortality.