In just one episode, Pottymouth apologizes to Carlos Asuaje, C.C. Sabathia, and Francisco Cervelli, and says “interpretive dance” and “papiamentu” while Patti condones inspirational quotes and uses “Cutie Pie” in a sports context. Hell has indeed frozen over. Max Scherzer, Jake Arietta, and Christian Yelich call foul on the free agency season. Yankee Boyfriends are not an easy sell to NCiB, so Pottymouth selected a Curaçaoan with a kickass mom, Didi Gregorious, and Patti chose barely even a Yankee yet DJ LaMahieu. Over in Pittsburgh, Cervelli feels sexy and Erik Gonzalez’s passion is on fire so how could they not be our boyfriends? Our Belizean Baseball pals are back to talk coconut rum and baseball without borders.