The time is now--D and Andrew head to the navel base in Alameda for the nuclear wessels--wait, wrong movie! Instead of looking for whales, D and Andrew enjoy the fine cuisine of master chef C.F. Ryback and discuss Warner Bros.'s action movie tiers, future Academy Award winners, as well as the acting career of Mr. William G. Busey. 

The Seagalson continues into 2023 as D and Andrew head to the mean streets of New York where Mr. Seagal tries an accent to wanting effect. Listen as they discuss the "script," and discuss the character actor cast, including William Forsythe, Jerry Orbach, and Julianna Marguiles!

Join D and Andrew as they return to Chicagoland (well, L.A. Chicagoland) for MARKED FOR DEATH. Listen as they wonder they what happens to all the female characters, what happens with all the double crosses, what happens with time in general, and so much more.

Along with the Seagals, D and Andrew head to the City of Angels for a seven year crime saga involving fedoras, comas, guys who look like Dean Norris (including Dean Norris), late eighties/early nineties hair, and Bruce Malmuth doing a lousy job directing.

It's the start of a new season. A Seagalson if you will, as D and Andrew head back to mean streets of 1988 Chicago (see POLTERGEIST III), where a certain cop is making sure no one is... ABOVE THE LAW. Listen as they discuss Pam Grier sidekicking, Sharon Stone wifeing, Andrew Davis directing, and Steven Seagal... acting.  

Start spreading the news, D and Andrew are off from the international harbor on Crystal Lake for a senior's class trip to New York City. Listen as they discuss the late eighties, slasher fatigue, New York in movies (#DirtyOldNewYork), Kane Hodder's performance, blue lights, and so much more.

D and Andrew head to Crystal Lake--or one of its meager tributaries--for FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD, bringing Terry Kiser back to the show for the first time since BERNIE'S 2. Listen as they discuss bad telekinesis special effects, people walking around in circles, and, knowing Andrew, blue night lighting.

Another graveyard, another resurrection, another Tommy Jarvis. Join D and Andrew as they journey back to where it all started, Camp Forest Green(?), for the first FRIDAY THE 13TH to put children in danger since the original and we all know how that turned out. They weren't paying any attention....

D and Andrew head back to... well, wait. No, Crystal Lake in this one. D and Andrew head into rural "New Jersey" for this FRIDAY entry, which simultaneously screams 1985 for its fashions, but 1973 for its... what's a nice word for lewdness? Anyway, join them as they discuss karate, shirt buttons, and, of course, blue spotlights.

D and Andrew put on their Jack Trippers and their oversized camping backpacks and headed back to Crystal Lake to once again find Jason terrorizing folks with very little motive or relation to Camp Crystal Lake. Listen as Andrew eats his words about the direction and (much of) the lighting, D delivers the real talk on one of the stars, and much more!

Plus, Crispin Glover.