Of course, a denture carved fully from ivory is perfectly serviceable. Even one carved from the harder sorts of wood might suffice for a mere shopkeep. But for the elite, I am assured, there is no substitute for actual, human teeth.

--Written by Alexander Saxton. Performed by Liana Bdéwi and Anthony Botelho.

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