No Statue is Safe, and Neither are Senators, Nor Entire Families Who Own Backyard Pools!!

More Importantly!!!

-Backpacks For The Street-

What is Chicago known for? Chicago Dog's, Deep Dish, and... Bullet Wounds?

also,

Beeps From Peeps Keeps Mayor From His Sleeps,

and

Chop Chop to The CHOP, Seattle Mayor Says, STOP!

It's the OK Corral When Trump Holds a Rall, CHOP Makes People Say, It's My Home, but I'll Go Away, and Elian Gonzales Joins the Other Padres.

Happy Fathers Day, To All The Dads Out In 76 Land and World!!!

You Were Caught Raping!

Go Directly to Jail, 

Do Not Pass Go, 

Do Not Collect $200!

What do Hammond and Trump Have in Common? and Vera Lynn, WWII Sweetheart Singer, Dies at 103<3<3<3

WWWWOOOOOOORRRRHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR     WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOHH

-WHALE SPEAK

Shake Shack's Bleach Shake is Wack! Student Airlifted After Teacher Goes Smack!! And Rumors of The Ranger's Death Regularly Repeated.

Trump debased and Churchhill Defaced, while Matthew, Back to the future, He race.

Kim Jong Un says Trumps a Goon, Dead Dr. Li is still a father see? and Maddox gives a Duck Daily Breaking News Update