Find us four less likable people than the morons leading us through this 76-minute express train to hell, WE DARE YOU. Between the near-constant whining, the lengthy braindead conversations about ghosts and spirituality, and the complete lack of a discernible plot, The Resort may quite possibly be one of the worst movies we've ever covered. If you're inclined to check it out for yourself, we encourage you to chase it with an entire bottle of tequila like our boy Sam (RIP, you cliched doofus).

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