On this high stakes episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Ed is forced to do Shooter McGavin's bidding in an effort to recover his kidnapped daughter, Sam has to babysit some childish and idiotic whales, and Mary is back to her "good" brand of idiocy when she unveils a mascot for the Montecito.

Your boys, meanwhile, discuss the required economics of kidnap and murder, evaluate the next-step-reasonableness of the dry hump, and get dramatically wrong how at least one of their Christmases turned out (fuck you, Southwest Airlines). And don't tell them, but your lowly Producer tries to make an entire episode out of Happy Gilmore drops.

Twitter us @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and #GetCoziWithLasVegas or electronically mail us at [email protected]. Just remember two things: leave James Lesure alone and fuck Southwest Airlines forever. Happy New Year, folks, and we'll see you in 2023!*

*Probably, but I suppose you never know.