By Judson Clark and Eddie McCarthy
4.8
1212 ratings
The podcast currently has 90 episodes available.
In the words of the poet, we fucking did it. Las Vegas has finally come to Peacock, literally the very minute that this episode dropped. In fact, were you to say that's the very reason this episode did drop, you'd be right!
This audio has been in the can since late April and I, the latest in a long line of producers, was given short notice and none of the old tools and tricks. So uhhh... enjoy?
In this episode of the hit NBC and motherfucking Peacock show Las Vegas, the security boys try to root out grift, Mary tries to sell a condo, and Sam tries to get Polly back with her man. Your boys record a live drunk ramble to cover up the fact that their ramble from 8 months ago was woefully out of date, make College Football Playoff Committee-esque head-to-head debates, and generally ruin your podcast player of choice.
Email [email protected] or catch us on social media @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock -- once more, with feeling.
On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, lapses of judgement abound as fully half the crew scores a few own goals when Big Ed's inexplicable former protégé, Delinda's former friend, and Danny's former fuck buddy parachutes into town with her new husband. Speaking of that motherfucker, a second Jud(d) enters the octagon and it's bad news for all involved. Lastly, never forget what they say, if there's hilariously overreaching foreshadowing in the first act, Chekov's going to make you eat crow by the musical denouement.
Tweet at your dumb hosts @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and #GetCoziWithVegas or by emailing them at [email protected]. Especially reach out if you have concrete examples of very specific treadmill scenes.
On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, we return to a familiar set -- the wine cellar -- where we meet a one-off sommelier. Elsewhere, whales are upset when some retirees hit the topless pool, a whale would be upset if he realized he had a doppelganger, and Danny's upset because Delinda is enjoying some battery-powered self care. Most troubling, though, there's an unprosecuted case of stolen wine valor that your boys just can't abide.
Speaking of those idiots, one of them tries to improperly pronounce a national treasure dead, they both try to ascertain whether there's a worse pop culture best friend than post-valet Mike, and they contemplate what it must be like to just casually buy a $100,000 bottle of wine based on an article read online. You can email the boys at [email protected] or tweeter them @MontecitoPod (for now) using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and/or #GetCoziWith Vegas. If you're confused as to the uncertainty of the release schedule, we urge you to check out special episode 81.2! Byyyyyyyyyyyyye!
Your boys are coming to you with an update on the podcast. The long and short of it is, the podcast isn't going away (producer's note: fuck me, I guess I'm trapped here) but we are having to slow the pace. Pandemic project has run head long into the real world and professional obligations are very spicy right now.
We're planning to go at least through episode 501 to complete James Caan's run on the show, and perhaps longer. But our cadence will be a bit uneven for the time being. But we aren't going to ghost you.
We apologize for that and if you need to move on to greener podcast pastures, we will completely understand. This isn't ideal for anyone. Tweeter us @MontecitoPod, mailer us at [email protected], or tell James Lesure to get a message to us.
TRIGGER WARNING: This episode discusses child abuse which is mentioned but not depicted in the episode of Las Vegas. If you or someone you know has been the victim of child abuse, please make use of the resources available, including at childwelfare.gov.
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On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, a heat wave hits Neon City, a crime wave hits Danny, and a death wave continues to hit Sam. With Christmas in the air, so too is horniness for Santa and various religious leaders (ask Mike about that one). And one of our favorite recurring characters is back to discuss penile condiments.
Your lovable co-hosts have completely gone off their rockers as they discuss one of the sadder episodes of the television show. They have important notes on how to die in Vegas, when to give a puppy as a gift, allergy-induced penis enlargement, and chiplead human centipedes. There's a lot to unpack here. Email us at [email protected] or tweet at us @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and #GetCoziWithLasVegas. Two things not to do, though: use histamines on your genitals and bother James Lesure.
On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, some mobsters show up at the Montecito not caring that they're on the hit NBC television show The Blacklist and therefore not able to step onto the premises, but they're allowed to stay since they bought a $1 million wedding package. Wayne Newton and Big Ed have a disagreement over whether or not Wayne should have recorded the extra stroke or two that we all know he took. And Danny's dancing threatens to bring the whole affair to an end if some minibar ginger ale crimes don't beat him to it.
Your hosts debate the merits of aluminum versus steel and create some McKee Key-adjacent controversy while promising to turn this goddamned car around if Paul Anka shows up. You can email the idiots at [email protected] or tweet at them (for at least a little while longer!) @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and #GetCoziWithLasVegas. Catch up on episodes of Las Vegas on Cozi TV, airing for three hours every night, but whatever you do, don't tell James Lesure about it -- he'd rather you be invested in the Rookieverse.
On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Ed is saved but Delinda is still in the wind and Danny will do whatever the bachelor party requires to bring her back alive. Sam has kicked her two shitty whales to the curb, but it turns out the shittiness has rubbed off on her when an urban legend comes to Neon City. And the Montecito staff gets food poisoning from the mall food court, leaving Mary to fill in across a variety of roles.
Your lovable idiots harness the McCarthy clusterfuck while weighing the merits of living a life of monastic discipline in exchange for finding the win button. You can connect with these morons on Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and/or #GetCoziWithLasVegas or email them at [email protected]. If he asks, tell James Lesure we told you to leave him alone.
On this high stakes episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Ed is forced to do Shooter McGavin's bidding in an effort to recover his kidnapped daughter, Sam has to babysit some childish and idiotic whales, and Mary is back to her "good" brand of idiocy when she unveils a mascot for the Montecito.
Your boys, meanwhile, discuss the required economics of kidnap and murder, evaluate the next-step-reasonableness of the dry hump, and get dramatically wrong how at least one of their Christmases turned out (fuck you, Southwest Airlines). And don't tell them, but your lowly Producer tries to make an entire episode out of Happy Gilmore drops.
Twitter us @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and #GetCoziWithLasVegas or electronically mail us at [email protected]. Just remember two things: leave James Lesure alone and fuck Southwest Airlines forever. Happy New Year, folks, and we'll see you in 2023!*
*Probably, but I suppose you never know.
On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Ed and Delinda go Shawshanking when a bunch of guest possessions go missing, Delinda goes dumpster filling to make a bunch of Danny's possessions go missing, Woody and Jordan crossover when the life of a murder victim goes missing from its body, and Mike makes us wish he went missing when a prized rat goes missing.
Your co-hosts wonder why they built the entire episode out of landmines, discuss the degree to which the New York Giants can fuck themselves, and live out the parable of the scorpion and the frog. Feel free to email them at [email protected], tweet at them @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and/or #GetCoziWithLasVegas, or generally shout at them through the black mirror of your podcast listening device of choice.
Spoiler alert: we discuss Santa Claus in this episode.
On this episode of the hit NBC (and Cozi!) television show "Las Vegas," Danny and Delinda think it's time to discuss cohabitation, Sam learns she has a debt collection kink, a gold-digging wife wants Ed to teach her husband to insist he be called Ishmael, and our resident bottom feeder misunderstands the etymology of the "tight five."
Your co-hosts (both with the proper audio for a change!) get into a Spirited discussion of Santa, relive the details of their recent Thanksgiving, and needle each other with painful wordplay. You can email the fellas at [email protected], connect with them on Twitter (for now, at least!) @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and #GetCoziWithLasVegas. But while Twitter may be embracing free speech without responsibility, you still have the responsibility for leaving James Lesure out of this... whatever "this" may be.
The podcast currently has 90 episodes available.