The gang finally bends over and gets their butt cherries popped by the one and only Vin Diesel. Babylon AD! A film where nothing happens, but only before nothing happens, and then leads into nothing happening. At least we have Vinnie boy's sultry baritone voice to remind us that when we're here in Babylon, we're family. Here we go! 

Train station dog dangling! Fatally flogging the forced fighter! Passing the danger threshold! Cornball word salad! Human baby implants! Vin’s Conchess? Bobception! Fucking Kassovitz! Disappointing lack of pistols and pretzeled bread! Rabbit or rodent? You decide! Black lit Diesel Jizz! We all live on the smuggle submarine! Drone shooting jet ski backflips! Coca-Cola Airlines! Chris is afraid to use the word sentient, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

Dwayne Johnson, we're coming for you next!

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