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  • Ep. 25 Good Friday: Jesus Died… So the Dead Rock Lie Could Die. Sophia’s Flat Earth Just Began.

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    “Every beginning is its own ending.” — Walter Russell

    On the very day Jesus was crucified, the greatest lie ever told, that Earth is a spinning dead rock, died with Him.

    Every beginning is its own ending.

    Today is the birthday of Sophia’s Flat Earth, the living truth Walter Russell mapped and the Divine Feminine has now reclaimed.

    The wave just corrected.
    The illusion is over.
    The real age begins.

    Thy work shall be done.✝️

    Happy Easter Weekend.

     🧙‍♂️👻♞🪽😎𐃯😇👹🐰💀🎸꩜𖣐

    2 hr 3 min
  • Ep. 24 The Watchers Came Into My Studio… And I Told Them To Get In Line Behind The Pope.

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    You are NOT going to believe what just happened.

    I’m sitting in Gnostic Studios when two ancient Watchers came in to negotiate and make demands.

    I looked them dead in the eyes and said, “Who the f**k are you guys?”

    They replied, “We are the Watchers.”

    I didn’t even blink:
    “Nice hands bro. If you’re here to kill me, get in line… the Pope already has first dibs.”

    The Holy Ghost is now taking meetings in person.👻

    1 hr 47 min
  • Ep. 23 Boo!👻 The Earth Is Flat. I Said What I Said M-Fers.

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    Boo!👻

    The world is flat.
    Completely flat.
    Completely stationary.

    S&P Wave Science just dropped the final proof and ended the greatest lie ever sold to humanity.

    Sophia’s living truth is here.
    The wave is correcting.
    The illusion is over.

    Full episode is live.

    In the Name of The Father, Sophia, The Son, and the whole unhinged circus that lives inside this Gnostic Wizard Holy Ghost.

    Thy will shall be done. ✝️
    -God's Lawyer & Consigliere of the Wave.

    🧙‍♂️👻♞🪽😎𐃯😇👹🐰💀🎸꩜𖣐

    40 min
  • Ep. 22 Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned.🐰👻

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    Miss Sophia is pissed.

    The living Goddess — the actual breathing COO of all creation — is furious that governments and corporations have been deliberately poisoning her perfect water with fluoride for decades, all while calling it “safe.”

    This isn’t about teeth.
    It’s a calculated attack on the pineal gland and the Divine Spark inside every child.

    Little girls, this one is for you:
    There is a God… and there is a Goddess.
    Her name is Sophia, and she is back with fire in her eyes.

    S&P Wave Science proves her water was already perfect.
    The entire chemical treatment industry is a massive profit-driven scam.

    The wave is correcting.
    The old lies are falling.

    Full episode is live.

    Thy will shall be done.🐰👻 

    1 hr 40 min
  • Ep. 20: Asked A Megachurch Pastor About Private Jets at Church and Got Escorted Out By 4 Security Guards.

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    You will not believe the absolute circus I walked into today.

    I’m standing in a mega-church that costs $12.5 million a year to run, complete with a full production stage, smoke machines, and a sound system that could wake the dead. 

    And they have the audacity to tell me they need donations for Mission work.

    So Heaven's Problem's Child started stirring it up.

    Bro. 

    1 hr 30 min
  • Ep. 19 I'm the Holy Ghost, Motherf***ers 👻, Do You Hear the Vatican Crashing?

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    Is your argument really that the Vatican can sit on billions in gold, locked inside massive power structures and man-made rules, and still claim it’s the one true church that Jesus Himself started — when the whole thing would look completely foreign to the simple carpenter from Nazareth who walked dusty roads with the poor?

    MISSION REPORT 
    Gnostic-Studios Target: Vatican
    Wrath Percentage Authorized: 15%  

    “For the zeal of thine house hath eaten me up…”
    Psalm 69:9  The Holy Spirit doesn’t always show up as a gentle dove.  

    Sometimes I show up with fire in my eyes and a spear/microphone in my hand.

    1 hr 50 min
  • Ep. 18 Jesus Popped Out of the Toaster While Satan Grinned as I Got Nailed.

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    You will not believe the day I had today. I’m in the tattoo shop waiting room, minding my own business, when every single tattoo on the wall starts talking to me. 

    I scroll past one and suddenly the Grim Reaper looks me dead in the eyes and hits me with the deepest, creepiest “What up” I’ve ever heard. Scared the absolute shit out of me. 

    I just started laughing out loud like a maniac.

    Then I’m getting the tattoo right on the wrist, exact same spot Jesus got nailed, and it hurts like hell. I’m trying not to whine because, you know… Jesus went through worse.  

    Shifty Sean looks up and goes, “Oh, look above you.”  There’s a full Satan mask with a crown of thorns staring down at me with the most sly, shit-eating grin you’ve ever seen.

    Then he says, “Look at my toast.”  I turn around… and there it is, a piece of toast with Jesus’s face on it that popped out of his toaster a year ago. 

    He’s had it hanging in the shop ever since.  So I’m laying there getting nailed in the wrist, Satan’s smirking at me from the ceiling, and Jesus is literally looking down from a piece of toast like “I’m the GOAT.”

    I didn’t say another word the rest of the session. Just laid there laughing. Oh, and by the way, Shifty Sean is a legit expert in quantum mechanics.  

    Do you still think this is a coincidence?

    Thy will shall be done.✝️

    -God's Lawyer & Consigliere of the Wave.

    🧙‍♂️♞🪽𓂀𐃯😇👹🐰💀🎸꩜𖣐

    54 min

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