“Congratulations! You are the GRAND PRIZE WINNER of our ‘Lifetime supply of paperclips’ competition….. By the fifth day, I had stopped opening it. I'd just briefly hold it up to the light to confirm the outline looked like paperclips, and then I'd toss it.”

Lifetime Supply of Paperclips was written by Ben Wooding.

Sound Design and Scoring by Jeremy Ellett.

Performed by David Ault, Ryan Philbrook, Jeremy Ellett and Josh Rubino.

Opening Narration by Peter Lewis.

Someone Just Like You was created by Jeremy Ellett.

About the Writer: You can read more of Ben Wooding’s work on Reddit under the username u/NomNomNomNation

MUSIC:

Game Over by Holizna.

Magic Hour by Three Chain Links.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

CONTACT US: [email protected]

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