Wow wow wow we are finally back because Ryan forgot to press record for the past 5 months, but this time he got it right. Useless News is back and better then ever, well actually it's about the same...which is a good thing. On this weeks episode a man is having a love affair with balloons, a vegan dog food company is paying people 6000 dollars to sniff their dogs poop, and a Priest won't stop ringing the church's bell every 30 minutes much to the towns displeasure. These news stories and so much more this week on: Useless News. 

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