I didn't think of the joke until right now after the recording: primate. I kept saying "I'm in my prime," and I'm 8, right? So therefore, I am prim8 (prime 8 -- primate).

Banana Barbara should take my job of saying "in the future."

How long is an 8 foot bench?

This episode is not sponsored by either Hostess or the sport of ping pong, but it could be if you know what I'm saying [grumble laugh].

This episode is a joke: the preamble is far longer than the main topic.

Distribute P to each term in the set of parenthases. You get Ping-Pong. Replace the subtraction sign with a dash, or just remove it, and you get ping pong.

I would like to get a haircut sometime in the next week or two.

Bacteria to Hulu: that's pretty much it.

Less of burning rubber and more of a gradual progression.

You could watch about 4 episodes of the show over the course of this episode.