In an episode full of contradictions, it’s Mullet vs. Mohawk vs. Rattail. AK-47 attempts to keep things PG. CK1 admits to a burning sensation and a Pac-Man sleeping bag.

Other mentioned artists: Wham, Babble, Weird Al, Kate Bush, Hall & Oats, Wire, Perry Farrell, Robey, Laura Branigan, After The Fire, Falco

Where does Mr. Head get his kicks?  Will the glowing heads elect the Arbiter as Dictator of the World?  Can you hear the winking in his voice?  Reagan gives Gorbachev a wedgie.  What beer does CK1 prefer?Other mentioned artists: Yaz/Yazoo, Anders Glenmark, Björn Skifs, Abba, Elaine Paige, Barbara Dickson, Pet Shop Boys, David Byrne, M, Zamfir, David Hasselhoff.

Send AK-47 an Angel, right now. Too Many Sitcoms. Gobotron’s failed attempt to sow his wild bolts. The Joy of Gooey Pancakes, and more!

When it's "Ms. Branigan vs. The  World," who will win?

Other mentioned artists: Robert Palmer, Pebbles, Umberto Tozzi, Cher, Raf, Abba, Jennifer Rush, Ultravox, Harold Faltermeyer, Sealion Dio... and many more!

Tired of CK1's incessant rambling, AK-47 takes control of the mic. We learn of the Brit-Pop Triangle of Hate, the importance of pelvic floor exercises, and the tragic consequences of sneak peaks. Featuring a special guest video review! Other mentioned artists: Vixen, Suede, Oasis, Blur, Gin Blossoms, Elvis, Menudo, Kraftwerk (In 3-D)

Revealed! The hidden spiritual meaning and sociological impact of "Forever Young." How do you make babies? Is Marian Gold an impish cult leader? Why the spacesuits? Is the average German male larger than the average Japanese? Bonus: The bizarre love triangle of CK-1, AK-47, and Ralf Hutter reaches a dramatic tipping point!

Other artists mentioned: Depeche Mode, Japan, Jem and the Holograms, Duran Duran, Salt N Pepa, Silent Circle, Kraftwerk (again)

Whether it's "1981" or "Studio 51" (sic), DJ CK-1 knows his "Lucky Number." We hear from some vintage drunk New Yorkers. AK-47 reveals that she's still crushing hard on Ralf Hutter. Who's your favorite Lene impersonator?

Other artists mentioned: Thomas Dolby, Wendy O. Williams, New Order, Pet Shop Boys, Depeche Mode, Erasure, Gary Numan, Kraftwerk

We learn that it's called the "backslide." We reveal our first listener email.

Other artists mentioned: Jody Watley, Michael Jackson, Wham, Heaven 17

All you ever wanted to know about George Michael's nosehairs and more!

Other mentioned artists: Korla Pandit, Pet Shop Boys, Falco, Taco, Klaus Nomi, Ralf Hutter, Soft Cell, Marc Almond