I remember your face. Yes, those fine lines, the scar, the dead tooth, the way your eyes go dead at the word “Story.” Here, we all know your face. Here, we’ve waited, eager for your arrival. We know you more than you know yourself. Let us guide you.

Guest Preacher: Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7 podcast, IG: @jackthatworm)

Invocation

Petitions for a Gooey Congregation

Liturgical Reading: “The Famous Man”

Concluding Prayer

Don’t forget to punish yourself. For what? Oh, congregant, you know. YOU know.