A groom is found dead on the day of his wedding, and his bride Bernadette Altmann (Miriam Drysdale) makes the trip up from Grand Bend to figure it out.

Even though they're all supposed to be working the hot dog tiki hut at the Grand Bend pre-Beach, Bernadette, Griffin, and massive fingered Stu Plumpton all vie for mayor, summon ghosts, and listen to metal songs.