Alternate title: Terrifying True Tales of Public Nudity. Also, former lacrosse wunderkind Fed explains the purpose of a jock strap to the other, less athletically-inclined fellows, who can't seem to imagine why a person would wear such a thing. This could be our most groin-centric offering yet! You are warned, America. Part three of this epic session debuts next week.

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