Listen, we're going to watch Battlefield Earth next week much to the Chagrin of Bob who hasn't had the pleasure. If you want to hear what we have to say about 1996's The Phantom, just listen to this episode, because we are so fucking over it already.

Attempted abuse of a boy! Bringing the big rig across the bridge! Communicating coerced coitus! Wanton wasting of windows in the Winchester showroom! Personal pleasure pirates! Wagging the wiggler of walking dead Kit Walker! Mushrooms aren’t leaves! Face skull blister burn things! Cliffhanger dangle tropes! Toys “R” Us Tattoos! Cabbie ex Machina! Stunt police bike bullshit! Adam West tapestry weaving! Post mortem Phantom fucking, and much, much more on this week's Episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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Next week, we get "crap lousy" with Battlefield Earth.

Thanks for listening!