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R.I.P. Charlie Kirk
This episode is basically a fever dream wrapped in a podcast. We start with the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk before diving into immortality that sounds more like a punishment, limb-swapping for potato tubes, and sitcom catchphrases that’ll guarantee nobody ever invites you to Thanksgiving again.
Strap in. There’s no moral lesson. Just vibes, carnage, and whatever the hell David’s daughter keeps ordering on Amazon.
Death, Taxes, & …Immortality?
- What if your body aged but you couldn’t die? It’s called fatherhood, and it sucks.
- If you had to replace a limb with a random object. Chris chooses potatoes... just potatoes.
- Red flags, and invisibility fantasies—because therapy is expensive.
- Real or Fake Last Words: Some were famous. Some were fabricated. All of them are stupid.
The G.O.A.T.s of Fall & …Everything Else
- Blind Ranking “Fall Things” with no context, no prep, and no logic.
- “The Best & The Worst” lets David pass judgment like he’s Yelp for the universe.
Letters, Love & Professional Wrestlers
- David reads another gem from his Basic Training letters—this one’s from dear old dad, probably full of life advice and veiled disappointment.
- Chris learns Glacier (yes, the WCW one) is marrying David’s wife’s best friend, which means this wedding will either be legendary… or involve a steel chair.
- Pick-up lines so bad they might be war crimes, followed by brutal rejections that restore your faith in women everywhere.
- Happy birthday to celebrities we pretend to care about for 12 seconds.
Unholy Ask Reddit Chaos
- What food combo makes everyone question your sanity? (Spoiler: pickles and peanut butter are not okay.)
- What oddly specific type of person do you attract? Apparently “people who’ve definitely cried during Fast & Furious 7.”
If you make it through this chaos without unsubscribing, congrats—you’re officially part of the problem. Smash that like button, subscribe so you can regret it later, and drop a comment telling us which limb you’d replace with a traffic cone. Or don’t. Honestly, we’ll just assume you’re dead.
Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!
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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
4:12 – R.I.P. CHARLIE KIRK
10:12 – WHAT IF YOU COULD NEVER *** BUT YOUR BODY AGED NORMALLY?
12:16 – REPLACING LIMBS WITH OBJECTS
14:53 – IF YOU WERE A SITCOM CHARACTER, WHAT WOULD YOUR CATCHPHRASE BE?
15:41 – WHAT’S YOUR BIGGEST RED FLAG?
17:02 – IF YOU COULD BE INVISIBLE FOR 24 HOURS, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
19:10 – REAL OR FAKE – LAST WORDS?
27:18 – GLACIER’S GETTING MARRIED
29:25 – PICK-UP LINES & REJECTIONS
32:35 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS
36:41 – BLIND RANK FALL THINGS
41:55 – DISASTROUS MARYLAND TRIPS
44:45 – THE BEST & THE WORST
56:57 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
59:43 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A FOOD COMBO YOU SWEAR BY THAT MAKES EVERYONE ELSE QUESTION YOUR SANITY?
1:06:52 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT ODDLY SPECIFIC TYPE OF MEN OR WOMAN DO YOU SEEM TO ATTRACT?
1:11:02 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:13:42 – OUTRO
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R.I.P. Charlie Kirk
This episode is basically a fever dream wrapped in a podcast. We start with the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk before diving into immortality that sounds more like a punishment, limb-swapping for potato tubes, and sitcom catchphrases that’ll guarantee nobody ever invites you to Thanksgiving again.
Strap in. There’s no moral lesson. Just vibes, carnage, and whatever the hell David’s daughter keeps ordering on Amazon.
Death, Taxes, & …Immortality?
- What if your body aged but you couldn’t die? It’s called fatherhood, and it sucks.
- If you had to replace a limb with a random object. Chris chooses potatoes... just potatoes.
- Red flags, and invisibility fantasies—because therapy is expensive.
- Real or Fake Last Words: Some were famous. Some were fabricated. All of them are stupid.
The G.O.A.T.s of Fall & …Everything Else
- Blind Ranking “Fall Things” with no context, no prep, and no logic.
- “The Best & The Worst” lets David pass judgment like he’s Yelp for the universe.
Letters, Love & Professional Wrestlers
- David reads another gem from his Basic Training letters—this one’s from dear old dad, probably full of life advice and veiled disappointment.
- Chris learns Glacier (yes, the WCW one) is marrying David’s wife’s best friend, which means this wedding will either be legendary… or involve a steel chair.
- Pick-up lines so bad they might be war crimes, followed by brutal rejections that restore your faith in women everywhere.
- Happy birthday to celebrities we pretend to care about for 12 seconds.
Unholy Ask Reddit Chaos
- What food combo makes everyone question your sanity? (Spoiler: pickles and peanut butter are not okay.)
- What oddly specific type of person do you attract? Apparently “people who’ve definitely cried during Fast & Furious 7.”
If you make it through this chaos without unsubscribing, congrats—you’re officially part of the problem. Smash that like button, subscribe so you can regret it later, and drop a comment telling us which limb you’d replace with a traffic cone. Or don’t. Honestly, we’ll just assume you’re dead.
Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!
New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!
Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
4:12 – R.I.P. CHARLIE KIRK
10:12 – WHAT IF YOU COULD NEVER *** BUT YOUR BODY AGED NORMALLY?
12:16 – REPLACING LIMBS WITH OBJECTS
14:53 – IF YOU WERE A SITCOM CHARACTER, WHAT WOULD YOUR CATCHPHRASE BE?
15:41 – WHAT’S YOUR BIGGEST RED FLAG?
17:02 – IF YOU COULD BE INVISIBLE FOR 24 HOURS, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
19:10 – REAL OR FAKE – LAST WORDS?
27:18 – GLACIER’S GETTING MARRIED
29:25 – PICK-UP LINES & REJECTIONS
32:35 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS
36:41 – BLIND RANK FALL THINGS
41:55 – DISASTROUS MARYLAND TRIPS
44:45 – THE BEST & THE WORST
56:57 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
59:43 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A FOOD COMBO YOU SWEAR BY THAT MAKES EVERYONE ELSE QUESTION YOUR SANITY?
1:06:52 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT ODDLY SPECIFIC TYPE OF MEN OR WOMAN DO YOU SEEM TO ATTRACT?
1:11:02 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:13:42 – OUTRO
_________
Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!
https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1
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#RIPCharlieKirk #FallDraftFever #RedFlagCentral #PickUpFails #FoodCombosFromHell #SitcomCatchphrases #ComedyPodcast #SarcasticHumor #DarkHumor #BeerTalk #MaleComedy
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