In which we bullshit about Roy Hodgson and Sir Alex's beef, Millionarios' early struggles, and a few massive domestic league results since we last recorded.

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TIMESTAMPS

TOPICS | 2:11 - 5:45

- Erik Ten Hag reveals that he is NOT who people thought he was

- Arteta comments on GENDER (careful, Mikel!)

- Really, are Hodgson and Sir Alex BEEFING?

SEGMENTS | 5:45 - 17:56

- Let's be clear, NO international window garbage here (waste of time)

WRAP UP | 17:56 - 26:55

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!