In which Jared bullshits about one (very) important thing in particular. Just listen to the intros and it'll make sense.

In which we bullshit about, well, nothing. If you catch the title reference, you get a gold star! (And, no, it doesn't mean an actual football pitch but it's a great double entendre.)

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TIMESTAMPS

TOPICS | N/A

- Because literally nothing happened

SEGMENTS | 1:32 - 49:32

- The usual roundup

WRAP UP | 49:32 - 1:07:37

- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

In which we bullshit about, well, you know.

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TIMESTAMPS

TOPICS | 1:45 - 18:13

- Arsenal bottled it

SEGMENTS | 18:13 - 56:55

- Some stuff other than Arsenal bottling the title

WRAP UP | 56:55 - 1:06:38

- Some jokes and funny stuff that aren't the bottling of the title by Arsenal

In which we bullshit about Arsenal's title hopes dashed, some British dude who US Soccer hired to make us less incompetent, and minimal discussion about friggin Wrexham. (Are we all tired of that story yet?)

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TIMESTAMPS

TOPICS | 1:53 - 18:13

- Matt Crocker will save us

- Absolute bare bones amount of time on Wrexham (srsly we promise)

- United securing an ass kicking in a cup final

SEGMENTS | 18:13 - 50:18

- Domestic league roundup

WRAP UP | 50:18 - 1:12:13

- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

In which we bullshit about de Gea howlers, Maguire's magnetic bad luck, and some other (almost) equally hilarious insanity that we've been missing in our lives.

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TIMESTAMPS

TOPICS | 1:35 - 21:35

- Italy is so Italian

- CONCACAF silliness (including the latest installment of the newly named "Continental Clasico" because apparently everything needs to be a "clasico" now)

SEGMENTS | 21:35 - 58:55

- European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback (Europa and Conference league were on some combination of fentanyl and horse tranquilizer JFC)

WRAP UP | 58:55 - 1:12:36

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

In which we bullshit about that stupid hyperbole, even stupider owners (wish we had time for Dan Snyder lol), and the stupidest of them all - the New York Red Bulls who for some reason think that the best course of action when one of your players cops to being a racist and saying epithets on the field is to quietly suspend him less games than other dudes have gotten for ripping up officials' cards and then actually say nothing on the subject. Spineless cowards.

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TIMESTAMPS (marginally off but not taking the time to fix it, I've got yard work to do)

TOPICS | 1:50 - 17:05

- So. Many. Injuries.

- Julie Ertz is BACK (the one bright spot)

SEGMENTS | 17:05 - 51:50

- Domestic league roundup

WRAPUP | 51:50 - 1:19:22

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

In which we bullshit about how it's actually not. Audio technical difficulties so, in the words of the Soup Nazi, NO TIMESTAMPS FOR YOU!

In which we bullshit about Roy Hodgson and Sir Alex's beef, Millionarios' early struggles, and a few massive domestic league results since we last recorded.

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TIMESTAMPS

TOPICS | 2:11 - 5:45

- Erik Ten Hag reveals that he is NOT who people thought he was

- Arteta comments on GENDER (careful, Mikel!)

- Really, are Hodgson and Sir Alex BEEFING?

SEGMENTS | 5:45 - 17:56

- Let's be clear, NO international window garbage here (waste of time)

WRAP UP | 17:56 - 26:55

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

In which we bullshit about UEFA club competition draws, the upcoming international window, and the non-college basketball insanity that took place this past weekend.

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TIMESTAMPS

TOPICS | 1:56 - 25:12

- The draws (and NOW Napoli are shoe-ins to win Champs League)

- CONCACAF Nations League (let's fucking go)

SEGMENTS | 25:12 - 51:26

- Domestic league round up (Bayern AND PSG both lost?!)

WRAP UP | 51:26 - 1:08:36

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!