Here at Stuck In, the greatest soccer podcast in the history of the world, would you expect anything less than for your venerable hosts to make chicken salad out of a chicken shit weekend?  We serve you, the traveling supporters, and aim to please.  Now start telling more people about the podcast, ya clowns.

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TOPICS | 1:42 - 22:15

- Some brutal injuries on the cusp of this September international window

- JFC more racism in football (so tired of this)

SEGMENTS | 22:15 - 1:03:45

- Domestic league roundup (but, again, nothing happened)

- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback

WRAP UP | 1:03:45 - 1:15:16

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

Every other podcast that you have ever listened to up until this point was nothing more than a shadow dancing on a wall, emerge from your false reality.  An episode that Socrates (no, not that one) would be proud of...

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TOPICS | 1:44 - 30:36

- A topic of utmost urgency (last minute add, this will BLOW your mind)

- September international window selections (featuring US and England)

- Todd Boehly's big swingin' dick

- Oh yeah and an update on the Paul Pogba thing lol

SEGMENTS | 30:36 - 1:05:04

- European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback (actually tbh the games weren't that great)

- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback

- Kind of an Obi Wan

WRAP UP | 1:05:04 - 1:13:43

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

Total shock for Brits, I know, but the world does not revolve around them and the rest of the football world carried on - so still plenty of great content and bants for your good ol' favorite soccer podcasters.

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TOPICS | 1:50 - 42:43

- More postponements (and their knock on effect)

- Domestic league roundup (the usual suspects plus a bonus and it's not the Turkish Super Lig!)

SEGMENTS | 42:43 - 53:45

- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback (spoiler alert: plenty of NYCFC hate, and very much deserved tbh)

- Random College Soccer Shout (kinda missing the ACC)

WRAP UP | 53:45 - 1:02:18

- OGOTD and stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

An almost Queen Elizabeth-less podcast.  Almost.

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Topics | 1:38 - 12:58

- Britain postpones play this weekend (while literally all other sports keep everyone as scheduled)

- Booze (FIFA and Miles Robinson whaaaaat)

- US Open Cup (American domestic soccer but at least it's not MLS)

Segments | 12:58 - 54:18

- European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback (a LOT of nonsense)

- Get the sack or get the sack (or get the sack or get a pat on the back)

Wrap up | 54:18 - 1:07:23

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

The title says it all.  More related than you think - both include nuts hidden away from the world that discharge icky stuff that no one likes but you're forced to swallow anyway.  Enjoy...

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Topics | 1:47 - 17:12

- VAR sux (or does it?)

- Champs League preview (maybe wait until tomorrow to listen so you can point and laugh at all of our shit predictions)

Segments | 17:12 - 51:22

- Domestic league roundup

- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback

Wrap up | 51:22 - 1:06:13

- CHOTW / OGOTD

- Stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

A cookie for anyone who catches that reference.  

Deadline day was just the tip of the iceberg of footballing shenanigans!  Enjoy this one on the Friday commute home for anyone who still actually works in an office...

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Topics | 1:42 - 33:52

- Your usual witch doctor business

- A footballer gets robbed again

- Mid-week domestic league round up

Segments | 33:52 - 52:47

- Rumors and Here We Gos (with some that *just* missed and others that got flat out rejected)

- Get the sack or...get the sack

- CHOTW (many cunty haircuts this week)

Wrap up | 52:47 - 1:00:16

- OGOTD and stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

As you can see, we're resorting to any gimmick for increased listenership - and this is our riskiest gambit yet!  Bold strategy, Cotton, let's see how it plays out for them...

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Topics | 1:50 - 37:50

- A massive domestic league roundup (and omg there's like a thousand games mid-week coming up)

Segments | 37:50 - 57:15

- Arsenal / Newcastle (should be renamed to "Jared finds creative new ways to say he doesn't care and that he's not a supporter)

- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback (fuck yeah!)

- Rumors and Here We Gos (United just stop)

Wrap up | 57:15 - 1:06:11

- CHOTW, OGOTD, stoppage time winners (all rolled up into one!)

- Au revoir!

At least me and UEFA are calibrated on something lol a "moot point" is kind of how I feel about writing this description right now haha so just press play.

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Topics | 1:43 - 29:08

- UEFA Champions League draw (all predictions guaranteed to be wrong or your money back)

- City v Barca (a friendly in late August??)

- And we randomly talk about a retired referee for a few minutes

Segments | 29:08 - 59:01

- Domestic Disturbance f/ Jared Reback

- European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback (this guy is a legend)

- Transfers and Here We Gos (omg Isak)

- Random College Soccer Shout (TERPS)

- OGOTD

Wrap up | 59:01 - 1:03:20

- Stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

It's called "soccer," bitches!  Make sure you lock the door and listen to this one alone, guaranteed to produce some embarrassing pant tents.  And only one mention of "the club who shall not be named."

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Stuff about America | 1:47 - 26:47

Non-American stuff (with some Murrica sprinkled in) | 26:47 - 1:18:00

Sike!  Plenty to talk about and, as always, there's one club hogging all the attention.  Starting to get pretty old...

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Topics | 1:47 - 23:25

- The ghost of Mike Dean

- Most recent FIFA silliness

- Billionaires buying football clubs

Segments | 23:25 - 53:25

- European Nonsense

- MLS Corner Featuring Jared Reback (the long awaited debut!)

- Rumors and Here We Gos

Wrap up | 53:25 - 1:05:14

- OGOTD (shoving that here to balance things out because, just like all football sides, you need balance)

- "Stoppage time winners"

- Au revoir!