Stuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast

Simpsons did it!

And so did we.  And by "did it" we mean talk for 90 minutes about nothing, and somehow it's still mildly entertaining.  As the popular videos say - "wait for it."  Pod wraps up in historic fashion!  Hope you enjoy and, as always, please tell a friend!

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1:41 - 34:56 | Topics

- Everyone is getting Covid

- The Arab Cup is actually incredible

- UEFA Nations League draw (which includes the death-iest group of death ever)

- A retirement an un-retirement (of sorts)

34:56 - 1:34:34 | Segments

- Domestic Disturbance-ish

- How We Feel About Being Arsenal and Newcastle Supporters Today

- OGOTD

- Stoppage time winners (epic)

It's as if the soccer podcast gods listened to our pathetic pleas for content - and delivered!  Just about to pack it in and close up shop but then we get a botched Champs League knockout stage draw - and with Manchester United at the heart of it.  Phew, that was close...

Enjoy the pod, ya filthy animals!  And please spread the love!!

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Topics | 1:51 - 59:36

- UEFA nonsense and hilarity (1:51 - 18:56)

- Domestic league roundup (18:56 - 59:36)

Segments | 59:36 - 1:20:31

- How We Feel About Being Arsenal / Newcastle Supporters Today (spoiler alert, we're not happy)

- Rumor or Here We Go? (kind of)

- Now That's A Name I Haven't Heard In A While f/ Obi Wan Kenobi (our favorite new segment)

- Random College Soccer Shout

- OGOTD (is everyone over Cunty Haircut of the Week?)

This is fine, nothing to see here!  Don't worry, no one is getting Covid anymore and all the games went off as planned!!

Also, games are never fixed and everyone has decided to behave themselves so players aren't getting ridiculous red cards and fans aren't invading the pitch anymore - all is well!!!

Just kidding and on some level thank goodness because, without it, we'd have nothing to talk about - especially since Manchester United are competent again and Portuguese teams are somehow doing good.

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Topics | 1:48 - 17:48

- Tottenham Rennes postponed for no good reason

- Kimmich the antivaxxer

- No big deal a women's player on PSG got attacked and no one can figure out why

Segments | 17:48 - 1:19:23

- A triple dose of European Nonsense f/ Jared "The Hebrew Hammer" Reback

- OGOTD (of course)

Listen to intro.  Enjoy the meaningless Champs League games today!

...two years in a row!  Only saving grace is that Chrissy Pants finished 6th.  (And isn't petty about it at all, as expected.)  And Messi wins again *rolling eyes emoji*

We probably could've spent all day arguing about that but, as your loyal servants, we go around the horn entirely and touch on everything from the mid-week domestic action, women's international soccer, and the Peruvian first (and second) divisions to deliver the finest in football podcast content!  

Enjoy and please spread the love!!

Poor Portugal...said no one ever!  Jared and I enjoy an extra serving of that Portuguese schadenfreude like it was homemade stuffing and mashed potatoes with gravy on Thanksgiving Day - which, thank goodness for us, is just another Thursday in the rest of the world and football continues to be played and we are graced with hilarious storylines and results.  Hope you enjoy this episode at least more than you did awkward conversation on a holiday that commemorates the killing of neighbors and the theft of their land!

In our endless subservient quest to satisfy the traveling supporters, Jared and I have pushed back our Thanksgiving plans today and carved out (see what I did there) some time to do a special, holiday version of the pod.  And by "special" I mean normal and "holiday version" I mean I made a terrible pun at the beginning of the episode and never mentioned anything Thanksgiving Day related again.

Enjoy over the long weekend and please spread the love!

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The pod | start - finish

Hell yes, it finally happened!  But this also plunges the pod into an existential crisis, so not sure how to feel now...

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(None because Ole is out and we have nothing to talk about anymore.)

We said it once during the pod and it's one of the best South Park running jokes so yeah it's the title.  And also somehow I'm sure we can blame Canada for the USA's lackluster performance against Jamaica...

The World Cup Finals picture is coming a bit more into focus and we give you all the latest, most current, and hardest hitting updates!  Enjoy and please spread the love!!

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The whole thing | Topics plus segments AND stoppage time winners / au revoir!

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And maybe we'll talk about some other stuff, too!

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2:00 - 0:00 | Topics including:

- Dos a cero

- Xavi circa 2013 running it back

2:00 - 0:00 | Segments including:

- The Road to Dohahaha feat. Li'l T-drops on my Geet and Yung Dough-ha

- CHOTW and OGOTD

2:00 - 0:00 | Stoppage time winners / au revoir!