Stuck In: A Farmers' League Soccer Podcast

Being not scary is the new scary.

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INTRO | 1:31 - 13:56

- Messi to Inter Miami (yeah okay)

- Portland Thorns are your NWSL champs!

SEGMENTS | 13:56 - 52:36

- Domestic league roundup

WRAP UP | 52:36 - the end

- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback

- Random College Soccer Shout

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

Next time, I'll drink an extra juice box and have the energy to do a better pod.

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TOPICS | 1:48 - 21:25

- Barca out (so now we have to hear more about the Super League)

- Indeed, more injuries

- Neymar exonerated (from legal charges, not his play-acting on the field)

SEGMENTS | 21:25 - 58:13

- European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback

WRAP UP | 58:13 - 1:12:25

- MLS Corner (it's almost over, I promise)

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

And to think we used to do full length interviews, too!

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TOPICS | 1:36 - 11:43

- Balon d'or (who cares)

- A few more injuries (make it stop!)

SEGMENTS | 11:43 - 39:33

- There was some football played

WRAP UP (lol) | 39:33 - 1:20:57

- "Weird career path" Superlative Starting XIs

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

And if you disagree just press your call button and Tommy here will come back there and hit you on the head with a tackhammer.

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TOPICS | 1:58 - 11:03

- Mbappe is a weiner (and got booed earlier on the Balon d'Or red carpet, good riddance)

- Pre-Qatar injuries (yes, more of them)

SEGMENTS | 11:03 - 53:28

- Domestic league roundup (chucked MLS and NWSL in there because Murrica)

WRAP UP | 53:28 - 1:06:49

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

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Email: [email protected]

Video: NONE

And we lost track of it, sorry!  Quit reading this and just get to it, already...

(Also, will start posting links to mentioned highlight reels after timestamps.  You're welcome.)

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TOPICS | 1:39 - 23:52

- Women's soccer (trending in the right and wrong direction at the same time)

- Mbappe WTF

- More (ugh) pre-World Cup injuries

SEGMENTS | 23:52 - 1:01:24

- European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback

WRAP UP | 1:01:24 - 1:35:46

- Superlative Starting XIs (Biggest Transfer Flops XI)

- Lalas / Fowdy (does anyone even remember this one from our like sixth episode?)

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners (they're doozies!)

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E-mail: [email protected]

Links:

Monaco OG

And we'll prove it to you on this very episode.  (Jk jk more like even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and again...)

Oh, also - Superlative Starting XIs were a SMASHING success, so we'll be doing those weekly from now on.  Get your suggestions in now and see if we use yours for the show: [email protected] (seriously)

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TOPICS | 1:45 - 18:10

- Euro 2024 draw (find out which Pot 1 team was unlucky enough to draw the under-potted Scots!)

- More injuries (here's our shocked face)

SEGMENTS | 18:10 - 1:07:45

- Domestic league roundup f/ Jared Reback (honestly is the Prem actually a good league?)

- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback (okay NOW it's actually the playoffs)

WRAP UP | 1:07:45 - 1:20:05

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

There might be some MLS in the intro but, don't worry, that's all you'll have to suffer through in this pod.  Plenty of other less pointless stuff to banter about.  Also, who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks?  Got a new segment inspired by the traveling supporters.  Enjoy!

When I became the sun, I shone life into the men's hearts...

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TOPICS | 1:57 - 26:48

- The Yates Report (brace yourselves)

- More fucking tear gas at a football game leads to unnecessary deaths

- Quick FIFA World Cup corner (latest injuries and bullshit soda rankings)

SEGMENTS | 26:48 - 56:57

- European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback

WRAP UP | 56:57 - 1:15:17

- Superlative Starting XIs

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

We don't do "thoughts and prayers" here on the greatest soccer podcast in the history of the world but we most definitely our hearts go out to those pointlessly injured and killed in the Indonesian tragedy this past weekend.  Almost unbelievable scenes out of Java, and a senseless and pointless loss of life.

And, with that in mind, keeping it all in perspective, we must soldier on to report the goings on in the rest of the football world, as difficult as it might be to do given the circumstances.  Thankfully we have our good ol' reliable Mannequin United to lift our sagging spirits.

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TOPICS | 1:49 - 29:04

- Tragedy in Java and (narrowly avoided in) Santiago

- ManLOL LOLnited (we'll give them the same respect 10 Hog gave Ronaldo)

SEGMENTS | 29:04 - 1:03:15

- Domestic league roundup f/ Jared Reback (seriously, is the Premier League good?)

- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback (don't worry, it's almost over)

WRAP UP | 1:03:15 - 1:15:54

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

So fucking tilted right now.  We delay the exercise in masochism for as long as we can but eventually have to pop off about the US men's national team.  Some gems in the UEFA Nations League and some hilarious international friendlies before we finally talk about Triple G and his squad.  (More like Triple X because it's so explicit[ly terrible] to watch, amirite??)

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UEFA Nations League | 1:52 - 45:47

Including:

- Plenty of Ronaldo hate (and we didn't even talk about his wittle bwoody nose WAAAAAAAHHH)

- We may or may not mention that England were relegated from Group A (and the Scots claim the spot for best footballing nation in the UK)

Friendlies | 45:47 - 1:20:39

- Brazil and Argentina are good and will probably kick everyone's asses in November

- Just call us USMNTJFCFC from now on (US Men's National Team Jesus Fucking Christ Football Club)

- At least Mexico still blows chunks

Wrap up | 1:20:39 - 1:32:28

- OGOTD and stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

Title says it all.  Yet another uninspired, lackluster performance from the USMNT.  Still love them to death but at what point is this becoming an abusive relationship...

No timestamps needed today lol basically we talk UEFA Nations League for a bit and then cry about this pitiful game for about 20 minutes and then try to have a laugh toward the end.