In which we bullshit about the enigmatic Scott Parker, the anomaly that is Chelsea, and lucky #7, amongst other items.

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TIMESTAMPS

TOPICS | 1:43 - 23:03

- Including crime corner, Scott Parker fired from Scott Parker's Club Brugge, and blame Canada

SEGMENTS | 23:03 - 50:41

- European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback including a smorgasborg of Champions League, Europa League, and Conference League

WRAP UP | 50:41 - 1:02:33

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

So I guess we have to acknowledge them in some way?  Congrats on lifting the trophy for the most reviled competition on the face of the planet that is constantly the butt of jokes and object of derision from basically every team and fan.  It's just so cool how you don't care about what people think and can celebrate *anything*.  You do you!

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TIMESTAMPS

TOPICS | 2:00 - 21:14

- Klinsmann hired for South Korea job (confirmation we live in a bizarro world)

- Carabao Cup final (ugh)

- Update on French women's national team

SEGMENTS | 21:14 - 49:45

- Domestic league roundup f/ Jared Reback

- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback

WRAP UP | 49:45 - 1:04:45

- CHOTW / OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

Not sure how the Back to the Future theme came about, but there you have it.  H/t to none other than Jared Reback for picking up the slack as I shirked my podcasting responsibilities to be a responsible homeowner.

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TIMESTAMPS

INTRO | 1:43 - 24:33

- Women's international football

- Old men stop playing playing for their national teams

- F Leeds

- RIP John Motson LEGEND

SEGMENTS | 24:33 - 55:17

- European Roundup (three, count 'em, THREE European competitions)

WRAP UP | 55:17 - 1:09:40

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

Fuckin thing SUCKS!

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TIMESTAMPS

TOPICS | 1:35 - 25:40

- Sucking

SEGMENTS | 25:40 - 47:15

- More sucking

WRAP UP | 47:15 - 1:00:35

- Unbelievably even more sucking

Inexperienced young players are going for nine figures and Saudi Arabia is trying to sponsor the women's World Cup.  WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

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TIMESTAMPS

TOPICS | 1:50 - 28:10

- Some Murrican news including Marsch's WRONG AND UNFAIR sacking

- City and FFP (here's my shocked face)

SEGMENTS | 28:10 - 1:08:30

- Domestic league round up f/ Jared Reback

- Rumors and Here We Gos (prob the wildest January window of all time)

WRAP UP | 1:08:30 - 1:20:00

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

We actually were.  Not something Everton can say though hiyooooo!  That's how we start it off and plow through some pretty milquetoast results, if we're being honest, and close it out with warm fuzzies and funnies.

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TIMESTAMPS

TOPICS | 1:41 - 13:39

- Frank Lampard SACKED

- McBride OUT too (although out of what, we're not sure)

SEGMENTS | 13:39 - 42:23

- Domestic league roundup f/ Jared Reback

WRAP UP | 42:23 - 55:01

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

[Insert witty description here.  Sorry y'all, I gotta run lol)

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TIMESTAMPS

TOPICS | 1:28 - 25:33

- Sad news, bad news corner

- Camp Cupcake

- Bonus topics!

SEGMENTS | 25:33 - 58:16

- Week roundup

- Get the sack / pat on the back

- Rumors and Here We Gos

WRAP UP | 58:16 - 1:07:17

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!

They're both things we actually exert time and energy discussing on this podcast episode, because that's the world we live in.

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TIMESTAMPS

TOPICS | 1:39 - 19:49

- Gareth Bale retires (the end of an era!)

- Christian Pulisic is made of glass

- Noel La Graet is a son of a bitch

- Drama in Africa (here's my shocked face)

SEGMENTS | 19:49 - 57:04

- Major everything round up

- Rumors and Here We Gos (triumphant return)

WRAP UP | 57:04 - 1:09:39

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!