Bury a bone in the flesh matrix. Bark, growl, and yip, ya goof! Pet ownership is difficult, but so is pet personship. If you—even for a second—think this is supposed to be funny, you can trot off to a euthanasiarium, cuz this one is SERIOUS.

Guest Preacher Holden McNeely (Wizard and the Bruiser & Page 7 podcasts, holdenatorsho on Twitch)

Invocation
Waxy Slime
Liturgical Reading: “He Thinks He’s Sklorripu”
Concluding Metamorphosis

Swell on it wholesale. Plump on the newest video at youtube.com/thestorymustbetold

Bury a bone in the flesh matrix. Bark, growl, and yip, ya goof! Pet ownership is difficult, but so is pet personship. If you—even for a second—think this is supposed to be funny, you can trot off to a euthanasiarium, cuz this one is SERIOUS. Guest Preacher Holden McNeely (Wizard and the Bruiser & Page 7 podcasts, holdenatorsho on Twitch) Invocation Waxy Slime Liturgical Reading: “He Thinks He’s Sklorripu” Concluding Metamorphosis Swell on it wholesale. Plump on the newest video at youtube.com/thestorymustbetold

Bury a bone in the flesh matrix. Bark, growl, and yip, ya goof! Pet ownership is difficult, but so is pet personship. If you—even for a second—think this is supposed to be funny, you can trot off to a euthanasiarium, cuz this one is SERIOUS.

Guest Preacher Holden McNeely (Wizard and the Bruiser &amp; Page 7 podcasts, holdenatorsho on Twitch)

Invocation
Waxy Slime
Liturgical Reading: “He Thinks He’s Sklorripu”
Concluding Metamorphosis

Swell on it wholesale. Plump on the newest video at youtube.com/thestorymustbetold

87. He Thinks He’s Sklorripu - Guest Preacher Holden McNeely

Surreal fiction anthology, framed as a church service. Join Brother Reid, Pastor Andrew, and Sister Callista as we worship the Story. Behold the handsomely produced tales of dark humor, freakish sci-fi, and oddly touching literary horror. Hear our greasy prayers! Delight in our healthy psalms, uh huh. Start with any episode—the Story is waiting for you!

The Story is currently on a break. Occasional episodes currently as we work on a FRESH Season 2.

TSMBT is a podcast by Post Everything Productions. All stories (except a few) written by Pastor Andrew and Brother Reid. Production and original music by Carl Schroeder. Instagram: @TSMBTpod, patreon.com/tsmbt

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Surreal fiction anthology, framed as a church service. Join Brother Reid, Pastor Andrew, and Sister Callista as we worship the Story. Behold the handsomely produced tales of dark humor, freakish sci-fi, and oddly touching literary horror. Hear our greasy prayers! Delight in our healthy psalms, uh huh. Start with any episode—the Story is waiting for you! The Story is currently on a break. Occasional episodes currently as we work on a FRESH Season 2. TSMBT is a podcast by Post Everything Productions. All stories (except a few) written by Pastor Andrew and Brother Reid. Production and original music by Carl Schroeder. Instagram: @TSMBTpod, patreon.com/tsmbt

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