Hook! Hook! Where's the Hook?! Hook! Hook! Where's the Hook?! There is no hook for Hook. This movie took two hours out of our lives, and we'll never get it back, and we fell for the allure of Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman hook, line, and sinker with this stinker! 

Penis fly traps! The blubberchuck conundrum! Jerk office jokes while jack offense chokes! Forgetting family first names! Mattressing Maggie without worrying for the window washer! Thinking Thud Butt’s thickness is theater! Tinkerbell’s toddler taking trickery! Running Rufio through! Skateboard sailboat things! Magical clam jams! Toothless cripples! Cornrow Norton’s last ride, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

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