We cover how negative oil prices can even exist, consider whether to go back to work as high priced COBOL consultants, and speculate about what’s happening with all the traffic. I mean that's our regular fare, right? Then, in a burst of inspiration, RJ asks KJ about his experiences as a young Catholic in a small town. We learn a lot, have some fun, and understand more about where we’re from. I mean where else will you hear about throwing devil's horns during a funeral service?

Links: Shed Dogs; this episode on YouTube; the Planet Money episode on negative oil prices; Cushing, OK (the Pipeline Crossroads of the World); the Catholic Church; the Vatican II (a.k.a. the Second Vatican Council); Ol’ Man River from Show Boat; The Liar Tweets Tonight (video).