Not all poltergeists suck your children in through a TV screen. Some of them just push your grandma down the stairs and set fires in your house! And some of them just really want to date Jeremy Spenser, whoever that is.

This is the story of the Battersea Poltergeist. Come for the ghost, stay for infringement of the face, gotta hitch that kitty, the fingering ghost, Liverpool: the Hollywood of London, classic woman stuff, he was French, after all, stop doing that in here, the cheeks of someone who’s had a lot of cake, and elbow sucking. Plus, a homework assignment for the listeners!

Sources:

• https://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-10120493/I-terrorised-Battersea-Poltergeist.html
• https://www.historyhit.com/the-terrifying-case-of-the-battersea-poltergeist/
• https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/4b8PlyxgjRft0T7b0Sjjj3B/the-story-of-the-battersea-poltergeist

Additional Audio:

• "Fluorescent Lightbulb Break" via Pixabay
• "Dun Dun Duuun v.01" and via Pixabay