Bob went missing, but don't worry he's back by the third act for the Worst Production and Fact or no Fact segments! Bob, if you're listening to this, we didn't mean any of those horrible, horrible things we said about you in the beginning. It's best you just fast forward. We were confused, tired, worried, and felt a tremendous amount of sorrow because we thought you had to watch Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets without then being able to talk shit about it. But worry not, beloved listeners, we really came through with this one! 

Here we go:

Breaking through the body of water with bustling biology! Space Fires! Attempted annihilation of environment and inhabitants! Valerian and Laureline’s final fuck roster! Vaporizing the Mül pods! Bantering big market moguls! Rat lizard pearl jizz! Stockholm brain syndrome! Magnetic ball dropping! Rihanna! Spider laser cutting devices! The great goo escape! Dancing too fast to perceive the flaps! Kinetic sand crease conundrums! Convenient bubble bloating, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! 

Thanks for listening.

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