(I THINK WE FOUND THE SQUIRREL! BECAUSE PRETTY SURE IT'S IN BED WITH BLUEBEARD...^^^ SEE IMAGE ABOVE)

Anyhoo...this is a delightful reading of a classic Bluebeard tale lovingly transmitted orally by some random woman. Courtesy of LibraVox, all of our curated bonus episodes are found here: https://archive.org/ Be sure to check out this vast and treasure-filled chest of goodies!

Here are six reasons to love squirrels!

And here is a Manifesto on why squirrels are FROM HELL!

And here is a sonnet about Bluebeard by Sylvia Plath:

Bluebeard

I am sending back the key

that let me into bluebeard's study;

because he would make love to me

I am sending back the key;

in his eye's darkroom I can see

my X-rayed heart, dissected body :

I am sending back the key

that let me into bluebeard's study.

Hasta la vista Beasts!