Orange is the New Crack

#9: Help Me, Bianca


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Hey inmates. What took you so long? We’ve been waiting for hours. I really need you to fix this toaster oven. Ever since you unplugged it my muffins have been coming out tasting all stale and sour. Like over at the Mac Donalds where all the urban youths are. Goodness they scare me. Also can you please take a look at the AOL? Doris sent me a funny cat video but I can’t watch it because the damn interwebs isn’t going. I called the Geek Squad at Best Buys to send one of their little Oriental fellows to come fix it but they can’t be here for three hours and that’s just unacceptable. Whatever happened to good service in this country anyway? While you’re up grab me my Coumadin. I’d like to take it with a drop of Drambuie. On the rocks. Try not to drown it. Then join Robin and Katelyn as they talk Season 4, Episode 8: Turn Table Turn.

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