Upon opening an airplane bathroom door, Hawaii-Santa Clint Frolf (Jason DeRosse) stumbled across the body of a fellow traveller, Alastair. Clint spends most of the time recalling said passenger's unfunny, perverted antics, and gross body. And Hawaiian Christmas celebrations. And the Upside-Down.

Then, 8 babies come on as a Voltron-esque chair monster, and everyone sings Auld Lang Syne. Mele Kalikimaka!