How do you follow up a total bonkers failure of a sequel? You go slightly less bonkers! William Peter Blatty returns, and this time he's writing and directing. There's a serial killer on the lose and Detective Kinderman (this time played by George C. Scott) is on the case! Frankly, exorcism is kind of an afterthought in this one...but that doesn't mean it's not worth checking out. Stay tuned to the end where we hand out superlatives and give our canonical rankings of the 3 OG Exorcist movies...and you're going to be shocked when you hear them!

Did this all make sense? It's very late.