False holiday alarm! Ring ring ralse! If this bell’s a-ringin’ then a Story is false. On this day, we arrive early, for no reason, only to give you extra time upon which to stew on these heresies true. STEW!

Invocation

Uncle Story

Liturgical Reading: “More More More Christmas Heresies”

Concluding Prayer

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