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Pumice Stones, Purple Poop, and Power Rangers PTSD

Nothing says "holiday spirit" like putting your tree up in early November and scouring your toilet bowl like it personally wronged you. Chris is already in full Christmas mode (despite still having broken toes), while David discovers the magical power of pumice stones—and unfortunately, the side effects of ube pancakes. Spoiler: Barney-colored diapers.

We tackle the truly important questions: What Harry Potter spell would you abuse for petty gain? What number should float over people’s heads in public like a video game HUD? If lasagnas stack, do they merge? Also: we blind rank our apocalypse survival team (yes, the guy with the crossbow and no personality made the list), dive into the existential horror of living in a nightclub for a year for $1M, and try to decide whether Shiloh or Wishbone was the better good boy. Oh, and David casually starts a garden. No homo.

If you’ve ever wondered why “TGI Fridays” dropped the TGI, why club food tastes like edible regret, or how long you’d survive in a world run by war-hungry otters, this episode is for you. Tap that like button like it's covered in glitter, subscribe because shame is dead, and comment with your favorite Harry Potter spell (just don’t say Expelliarmus, you basic).

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
5:41 – IT’S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!
­­­7:20 – PUMICE STONE FTW!
13:03 – HARRY POTTER SPELLS IN EVERY DAY LIFE
16:10 – JUDGING BY THE NUMBERS
18:03 – BLIND RANK YOUR APOCOLYPSE SURVIVAL TEAM
22:00 – UBE PANCAKES
24:05 – LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
25:29 – ONE HAS TO GO – HARRY POTTER EDITION
31:47 – CRAZY NFL STATS & FACTS – ROUND 8
37:11 – ABC GAME - HARRY POTTER EDITION
43:15 – GO GO POWER RANGERS
48:22 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE
51:28 – TGIF
54:24 – TWIN PEAKS
54:49 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
57:59 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE FIRST SPECIES TO START A WAR WITH HUMAN LEVEL INTELLIGENCE?
1:05:00 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE FASTEST WAY YOU’VE EVER LOST WEIGHT?
1:09:39 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:10:57 – OUTRO

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