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Luke and Heather settle the age-old debate: If you live alone, do you wear clothes, or not? The real debate here is should you take off your socks if you're going to run around naked in your house, and the answer is YES.

Ugh...it's Dad Jokes day on Luke & Heather....

Reading movie credits, self tanning, mapping out the light switches; this is the kind of stuff Heather does when left to her own devices at home.

No, that's not the new tagline of the show. Luke and Heather wanted to talk about things that are sort of broken in their homes; but we understand the confusion.

Luke makes a commitment on August 27th in the Year of Our Lord 2021 to install a bidet in his home.

Next time you visit Chicago, go see the famous Mass Clown Grave. It's Unfun Facts on Luke & Heather.

Luke brags about his new work slippers. Yes, they are Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle slippers. Yes, they are shaped like Donatello.

Luke and Heather talk about the clothes they have that they hope will fit in again one day. Legend has it that Luke's 80s prom suit is still there...waiting to be worn again...

Luke talks about his brand new, very stylish Dr. Scholl's orthopedic shoes.

Negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4(ac) all over 2a. Luke and Heather talk about knowledge they still retain from their days at school.