BREAKING NEWS from the White House as President Trump halts ALL immigration into the US via Executive Order.

Kim Jong Un may be dying. That's good news.

Kris laments a society that forces the label of "hero" onto a group of people who kill 250,000 - 400,000 people every year while charging $45 for a single dose of Advil.

And Voda himself wins the Voda of the Week award.