Yeah drink a brew, pop a mozz’ stick, and bowl yourself a handsome strike, you goof! This Story is about bowling and probably NOTHING else. Nope! Stop askin questions!

Oh also?? Uh, yeah: we’re RICH.

Invocation

Petitions on Behalf of Wealthy Congregants

Liturgical Reading: “Dick Dvorak Bowls a Perfect Game”

Concluding Prayer

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