In this accidental two-part special, Camping Them Softly celebrates (survives) its 2-Year Anniversary. We somehow made it to Episode 80 without being cancelled or committed. To celebrate, Toxic and Nicky break down the absolutely unhinged "Stranger Things Chapter 2" PTB (Patch 9.4.0).

We analyze the new killer, Vecna (the Stranger Things one, not the D&D one), and his kit involving "Turn Back the Clock" and "Secret Project". We also roast the new survivors, Dustin and Eleven, and their game-breaking perks like "Bada Bada Boom" and "Teamwork: Soft Spoken" which allows 4-man SWFs to repair gens silently.

Finally, in a special edition of Where the Fck Are the Viewers From?*, Nicky travels to Athens, Greece, to hunt down his missing father, Salvatore Dente. Instead, he finds a British man named Nigel discussing "mouthfeel" and "notes of bergamot" near the Parthenon.

Topics Covered:

1. 2 Years of CTS: How we survived 80 episodes of screaming.
2. Patch 9.4.0 Breakdown: The "Stranger Things 2" chapter that definitely exists.
3. Vecna’s Kit: Vine attacks, Under Gates, and the World Breaker token system.
4. Broken Perks: Why "Secret Project" gives killers undetectable on demand.
5. Survivor Roast: Dustin’s locker-medkit alchemy and Eleven’s crouching simulator
6. Nicky’s Lore: The hunt for Salvatore Dente in Athens and the trauma of "Mouthfeel".

Links:

1. https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

1. 2 Years on the air with zero audio improvement.
2. 1 British "Father" named Nigel sipping tea at the Parthenon.
3. 14 Uncomfortable uses of the word "Mouthfeel".
4. 4 Tokens required to turn Eleven into a psychic gargoyle.
5. 6 Seconds of 50% Hindered status (The "Bada Bada Boom" lawsuit).
6. 1 Distorted Bazooki solo.
7. 0 Closures obtained regarding Nicky’s childhood trauma.

Mouthfeel Fu. Nigel Fu. Fake Greek Fu. Industrial Doom Swing Fu. Notes of Bergamot Fu. Daddy Issue Fu.

Nicky says check it out.