Today on your bFM Breakfast: Fabian reminds us all he doesn't give a sh*t about The Dark Knight (again); Dr. Kirsten moves our musical focus to the world of scat (no, not _that_ kind); look, it's only bloody David Farrier live in studio; and Johanna's brought a friend.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: some pretty big Princess Chelsea news from the mouth of Chelsea herself; some pretty big Northern Bass news from the mouth of Bass itself; some pretty big Troy news, from the mouth of Troy himself; and some pretty big Mike n- ...well, you get the picture.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: pinch and a punch, Mike's missing the first of the month; Rob's on the trail of the Ariel Phenomenon; Dr. Walls incites a bit of Stalinist thinking [Amelia tells me this line is criminally misleading. Sorry. - PD]; Grant Robertson's back with some scorecards for Peters and Sir Key; and don't joke around, Craig, you can't _buy_ a house in Auckland anymore. (...Can you?)

Today on your bFM Breakfast: a lightning round of 'What Am I?'; we introduce the listeners to Civic Thrills with Auckland Councillor Richard Hills; everyone gets their skates on (Rollerfunk Huntly, anyone?); Mary-Margaret's doing her best to avoid spoilers; and Marama's concerned about our rivers. Why aren't you?

Today on your bFM Breakfast: early morning Rev, Chains, and W.A.S.P.; Penelope ponders the psychology of makeup; nigh on forty-eight male callers; Jenna's got the latest from Twitter's sovereign of sadness; and Ange is worried about your testosterone levels, 'kay?

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Jenn's brings us in with her brand new graveyard shift; brand new tracks from far and wide; we're Artin' About as Mike drops the final clue in our Semi-Permanent prize draw; Dr. Zemke relents to the siren's call (read: it's the airhorn, gang - sorry); Johanna's got two Basement-based picks; and, pluggin their new EP and pop-up shop, a special in-studio appearance from The Most Electrifying Rap Group in Entertainment - it's the one and only SWIDT.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Kicking off your Thursday morning with a bang (and coffee); Dr. Bryce what would we do without you? There to keep us up to date with all the political insanity; a special guest from far far away gives Mikey a buzz; everybody wants to catch up with Mike this morning, with Flox joining us ahead of Semi Permanent; and Troy pops up with records Mikey can't keep his hands off; what a special morning here at 95bFM. Nice work, guys.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Rob's straight into it with Toblerone protest's for Mikey, and cannibalism? Oh yeah; Maria's not a witch? Oh, no, that's the title of the film... Reviewing 'I Am Not a Witch' with Mike this morning; Mike is catching up with Simon Bridge's this morning, where are all the jobs Simon?; Amanda is in to give Mike some saving tips; and lucky for you, we've got a special guest, Julia Deans, in with us to talk her new video. What a wonderdul Wednesday for y'all. 

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Mike's got everything you need to wake up feeling groovy this morning; testing that big muscle in your head with What Am I?; oh and are you clued in?; His Worship is answering to Mikey this morning, with all his transport queries; we've got films aplenty, directors even, right here with us this morning for aaall your NZIFF needs; and all those pests? Get rid of them!; It's pretty jammed packed in here this morning, don't miss out.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Another Monday morning, and another year older for Mikey, but don't worry, still your same ol' merry host. Rocking out to your Metal Memory Monday, might be a familiar one...; Pennie's giving us the history of nail polish, cute or carcinogen?; Kiran's feeling Sharp this morning; and Natural Ange is here for you. Such a special Monday.