Today on your bFM Breakfast: Fabian's found a VHS timewarp; gig announces to scream primally about (lol); Dr. Zemke comes out in favour of the flautist; we get involved in helping Girls Rock!; we wax lyrical about a sold out dance show; Kelly's peeved and Reuben's wearing loungewear (and how); and Die! Die! Die!'s Andrew Wilson calls in from Huntly. What's wrong with that?

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Sarah's giving Katie a hard time; giveaways for you, yr mate *and* yr mum; Assoc. Prof. Curtin has some wise words on purgatory and patience; both Delaney and Troy bring in goodies; and Pearl, Keria and Sarah get schooled on 'Radical Social Incest'. Cripes.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: more tickets than we can make host-inappropriate jokes about; Rob's back to warn of a nuclear winter; sinister new spins; Maria regales us with tales of Australia's greatest con-actor; and someone's been rigging the votes for Bird of the Year.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: there's nothing quite like a morning sob; tickets, tickets everywhere but not a host to link; kids animation roolz on a special school holiday edition of Viewmaster; Lillian lights some fires; and scratch the Zumba™, Kate's here to talk to us about poi-for-health.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: _so_ many tickets for you lucky lil' things; Whammy's having a double digit birthday; Jacinda's a bit busy; Unity's having a half century birthday; turns out Duncan Garner's laid a bit of a conversational minefield; and Ange brightens the mood with important facts on yr gut... and the parasites that may be lolling around inside it.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Fabian don't do no Blade Runner 2049 shilling - he's all about the holes in Affleck's sheets; Dr. Zemke brings in an instrument that burned brightly then burned out; Everybody Loves Jules; Mike takes you down to giveaway city; and Sarah begins her 'Shambles Sweet Shambles' cross stich for framing in studio.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: when the cat's away, the mouse will play w/ brand new tracks and gig announces; Delaney likes cheese but not cheese laws; Troy's on the tenor sax; and Sarah's got Blade Runner on the brain.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: no one can speak French (well, maybe Maria); His Worship the Mayor's getting pretty good at pre-empting our lines of questioning; Harry's got no time for Mikey's hi-jinx; it's only Shonen Knife, playing live in studio (!); and Sarah keeps blowing Lillian's news items.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Steph loves goats; Penelope details just what makes models 'super'; some humanity in the face of a pretty horrible worldwide newsday; Alex, Aidee and Mike discuss who's the bigger Big Little Lies fan; and Emily's got some bad news about the ocean.

Today on your bFM Breakfast: Mike goes gospel; Steph's on the oxys; Sarah's buzzed out in the mountains; Jacinda's fence still needs another coat (but who has the time?!); Eli's running rings 'round your reading list; and Kyuss has had it up to _here_ with Dad's control of the studio.